Go to Vietnam. Buy a motorcycle. Drive north & hope the bike doesn’t break down, which it probably will. With over 70 million mopeds in the country you’ll likely be near a mechanic. Get it fixed for $2. Or you can just leave the bike on the side of the road & buy another one in the next city, like Ruben did.
Forget everything you know about driving. It’s different here, there are no rules. But somehow it all works, kind of?
Watch your friends almost get run over by 18 wheelers, watch them skid out on some loose gravel, have some beers later & laugh about it.
Eat all of the food, cut the head off a chicken & eat it, ride in the rain for hours, let your phone die in the mountains & lose your friends for two days. Get bit by a stray dog & get countless rabies shots. Have some beers later & laugh about it.
After about 1,300 miles reach Hanoi. Try & sell the bike back to another tourist for the same price you paid.
