All hail 🎸👹 YAM 👹🎸
Remember to grab your tickets to 🎄FEAST🎄 December 19th @ 9:30pm @theimprovcentre
Help us turn this Gingerbread House into a Gingerbread ✨Home ✨ 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
UPDATE: Hey friends, near and far! We are sad to announce the cancellation of our upcoming show in Cumberland. Hot Snack is, foremost, a little family of weirdos and we’ve made the decision to focus on the well-being of one of our own after life decided to throw a wrench in the works.
All ticket holders have been contacted & refunded: if you haven’t heard from us, please reach out to [email protected]
Cumberland, thank you for the WARMEST reception and we look forward to seeing you in the future *tips hat*.
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Hey Vancouver Island 👋🏼 We saw you from across the room and really like your vibe… 👀
So we decided to come visit for a ONE NIGHT ONLY improv extravaganza! 🎉
😎 That’s right, we’re doing a VERY special ☀️summer show⛱️ in Cumberland, BC and you’re about to tap that link in the bio and snag a ticket! Can’t wait to cross oceans to be together 👉🏼👈🏼🥹
The final day of our countdown 🕐 to FEAST! Only 1️⃣ sleep remains until Hot Snack slides right on down the chimney 🏠 to grace the stage of @theimprovcentre
We’ve saved the jolliest treat for last! Light up your tablescape with a tangy centrepiece that is sure to have the in-laws talking: an edible 🕯️Christmas Candle Salad 🕯️
All you need is a banana at your preferred ripeness plus a little vanilla yogurt for the… wax…
Come light your candle with us tomorrow, December 19 at 9:30pm! Tickets are in the bio 🔥
The countdown 2️⃣ FEAST continues!
Oh come all ye hungry 🥴
December comes but once a year, so why not spoil yourself with a work-lunch so divine that even the wise men show up?
All this treat requires are two of the best things life has to offer - shredded cheese & baby carrots! Then toss in some gold, frankincense, and ranch and you’re set to impress 🌟
3️⃣ Days until we bring the people 🫒 FEAST 🫒
On this day of the holiday treat countdown, we ask you to consider the shape of your meat 🥩 Are you taking *risks* with your meat? Are you bringing an avant-garde edge to the contours of your sausage? 🌭
If you answered “no” 🚫 to either of the above, then it’s time for you to consider a MEAT WREATH. Round up all of the finest chuck or plant-based mince you can find, turn it into a tube, and top it off with a blanket of cheese and relish 🧀 Feeling extra festive? 🌟 Scoot a little ornament in there before baking it all into a crisp and crunchy meat-donut🔥🧯
4️⃣ days until we bring FEAST to @theimprovcentre
Are you looking for a holiday dessert that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows AND use up those pesky summer s’mores leftovers?!
Look no further than a ☃️ Melted Snowman ☃️ A surefire way to repurpose a stale marshmallow 🎄Bonus: your kids will remember the haunting visage for years to come!
This treat screams “I didn’t want to turn the oven on” and brings just the right amount of macabre to the function. ✨Won’t we all just melt away one day?! ✨
5️⃣ days left until we wow you with FEAST! It’s long-form improv... but it’s giving December🎄✨
As the holidays kick into high gear, why not treat yourself to an hors d’oeuvre that’s both tasty and classy? 🤵🏻♀️ And nothing says ‘sophisticated’ like tiny, salty, flightless birds on a toothpick! 🐧
This dish comes together in minutes—just swipe a few 🫒🫒🫒 off the nearest slice of pizza and voilà! Instant elegance 🎩
Is this carrot-feta-kalamata combo technically festive? Absolutely not. But at least it’s not a cement-thick slice of fruitcake 🍰
Only 6️⃣ days until FEAST, our improvised holiday event of the season!!! 🎉🍾
Let’s get real. Rudolph had it rooooough. He was like the child actor 🎭 in an otherwise average family, single-handedly hauling ass to get presents around the *actual* WORLD 🌎
Like okay, Santa “baby” 🎅🏾, we get it! You took one look at Rudolph’s little glowy nose and got Scrooge McDuck eyes 🤑🤑🤑, started dreaming of that Air Bud money, a Babe Pig in the City franchise of your very own. Tsk.
Now the only way ol’ Rudy can relax is to get *literally* baked into some puff pastry alongside his besties 🌭
🎄Serve this holiday treat at your next function and make sure to add the pretzel antlers and red M&M nose! Then grab tickets to our show. Without those the whole holiday really falls apart 🎄
7 days to FEAST!
Day 7 asks you to forage the grouchiest avocados from the most curmudgeonly grocer in your small Christmas town. Grab a couple of olives for eyes and carve out a frown for this iconic GRINCH GUAC. 🥑
Perfect for the party you didn’t want to throw in the first place.
After you escape your own party, head on down to FEAST! An improvised holiday show and December 19 @theimprovcentre on Granville Island. Link in bio.
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8 days to FEAST!
Day 8 asks you to consider the fact that reindeers aren’t just for pulling sleighs. They’re also for eating!
Fire up the barbecue and get those reindeer burgers cooking. And in case anyone might forget what they’re eating, be sure to decorate your buns with olives, tomato and pretzels for the most authentic reindeer slider on your block. It’ll knock their socks off!
Come on down to FEAST! An improvised holiday show on Thursday December 19 @theimprovcentre on Granville Island! Ticket link in bio! 🎟️
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9 days to FEAST!
Day 9 asks you to throw away everything you thought you knew about cookies. It demands that you focus more on aesthetic and less on taste.
Yes! It’s time to throw broccoli into the cookie rotation! 🥦 Watch your friends’ jaws drop as you serve up these cookies covered in dense, fibre rich foliage.
Bake your finest batch of BROCCOOKIES and then head on down to the @theimprovcentre on Granville Island for FEAST! A holiday improv show on December 19. Link in bio. 🥦🥦🥦
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