SOME PICSSS FROM MY LEO BDAY EXTRAVAGANZAAAA ROMEO + JULIET (1996 Baz Luhrmann version) COSTUME PARTYYYY 😛💘 i was literally thinking about why I love this movie so much BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT IS AN INCREDIBLE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE WITH AN ABSURDLY FANTASTIC SOUNDTRACK… and I realized like ok romeo im just like you fr because OH YEAH falling in love with a girl at a party and asking her to marry me less than 24 hours later is right up my alley and yes I have done it like 3 times this summer alone
MEEE WHEN IM A JUST A CHILL GUYYYY…
Thank youuu @euphoricflow_ FOR THESE SUPER SICK PHOTOSSS AGHH I LOVE THE PLAYGROUND AT NIGHTTTT 🛝🌅
And also a bajillion photos of beautiful life and friendship MOMENTSSS 🫶🏾🫀🏩
Shoutout to my friends for all pretending to be my crush that one time I was crashing out at the club because my crush brought their crush 🙏🏾 you know what… maybe the real crush is the friends we made along the way 🫶🏾 HAPPY THURSDAYYYYYYY 🫡🌷🌻🪩🕺🏾🌞
Couple of very nice and cool photos that came out this year for Levi’s…
they asked me to paint these jeans and I remember I saw a tiny brown mouse on my windowsill while I was painting but that might have actually been a hallucination or like someone I know astral projecting in mouse form so I googled “tiny brown mouse meaning” and just skimmed until I saw an article that said it was good luck cus honestly anything can be good luck if you skim enough on google… anyway I’m just now reflecting on the fact that I got that opportunity after sending a video of myself in my pajamas severely hungover the morning after my birthday with a rash on my face from plucking my mustache erratically yelling about how passionate I am about self expression
☎️ 📞 🗣️🗣️ WELLL WELL WELLLLLLLLLL!! 😝😮💨TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: NATIONAL MIZAN DAY. THE DAY I GRACED THE WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE 🫡🤸🏾♀️ THE DAY THE UNIVERSE AT LARGE WAS FOREVER CHANGED!!!!!!! 🦁🏆🕵🏾♀️🤭 IDK WHAT TO SAY PEOPLE!! YOURE WELCOME!!?!
OF COURSE I AM SO OVERJOYED WITH THE WONDERFUL BDAY GIFTS I HAVE RECEIVED THUS FAR… BUT I MUST SAY I AM TRULY THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL. 🕵🏾♀️🫁🤓 HAS THIS BEEN THE MOST BONKERS BIRTHDAY MONTH EVER? NO. BUT IT HAS BEEN THE MOST BIZARRE. I ALSO RECENTLY RECEIVED AN ABNORMALLY HEFTY AMOUNT OF LOVE CONFESSIONS- TO WHICH I SAY THANK YOU… 🫶🏾 AND I UNDERSTAND 🫡 BUT NO MORE PLEASE ✋🏾 I AM AT MY LIMIT 🛑 BUT ITS ALSO REALLY GOOD FOR MY CURRENT MEMOIR CHAPTER SO MAYBE I DONT MEAN THAT.
OK SEE U LATER!!! MUCH TO CELEBRATE ON THIS GLORIOUS DAY. 5 YEARS AGO I WROTE IN MY NOTES APP THAT I WAS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. NOW I JUST HOPE TO BE WIND IN MY NEXT LIFE. HONESTLY STILL GRAPPLING WITH THE FACT THAT MY PREFRONTAL CORTEX HAS FINISHED DEVELOPING… I FEEL TOO WISE… BARELY EVEN FLIP TABLES ANYMORE… 👴🏾🦯
ANYWAY
HERE IS AMAZING ME AND A FEW OF MY FAVORITE OUT OF CONTEXT MIZAN MOMENTS 🗣️<3 VERY GRATEFUL FOR MY BEAUTIFUL LIFE AND ALL OF ITS WONDERFUL AND WEIRD MOMENTS :) THANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY LIFE!!!!!🤭🤪🎈
WHAT CAN I SAY PEOPLE!!! MY LIFE ROCKS!!!! First of all I’m the coolest person ever born… and I’m not just saying that because I’m a Leo. I am blessed with 300 million talents and dare I say I am one of the most remarkable geniuses of our time. I’d like to thank myself for making it all happen and just generally being the greatest person on the planet. IM ON BILLBOARDS PEOPLE!!! IM IN RANDOM MALLS AND ON TV OK!! I AM IN GQ MAGAZINE GET A LOAD OF THAT!! I love my mom, all my buddies, everyone I’ve ever met minus like 5, my crazy adventures, makin cool stuff and most of all myself 😛💘😮💨 luv u all and if u want my autograph or just to come to my masterclass on how to win at life- please be sure to ask in the next 48 hours cus my wrist is getting kinda tired already 😩🥵😙🙏🏾 YIPEEEEE
waitttt why is this the perfect picture to put on the back cover of my 3 part memoir?!?!!! Thanks for capturing these WONDERFUL PHOTOS of us @black.boroughs 🫡⭐️ my favorite memory we have is probably when we grubhubbed margaritas that tasted like PURE battery acid and then u took a nap in my bathroom and I started spying out of my window with binoculars and we fell in love with this girl out on the sidewalk so we ran down to find her and say hi but she was gone so we got on the swings at the playground and were like damnn i wish we could GO TO A PARTY RIGHTTT NOWW so we googled Party Right Now HAHAHAH then my friend literally called and said U WANBA COME TO YHIS PARTY RIGHT NOWW? #manifestation and we had a very interesting variety of cocktails…unfortunately you got barfed on and I ended a relationship but that’s just the way the COOKIE CRUMBLES 🍪🤰🏾
Honorable Mention: crashing a private family birthday party of this guy we did not know and pretended to be related to
This is a PSA that our 2 piece band has just begun writing our first single entitled The Ladies Love it When I Smell Like a Man//Your New Girlfriend Looks Like Orlando Brown. I have recently acquired an electric violin so… you know what’s up. Also I have been informed that my great dear honarable friend and band member (WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY 🎂😱!!) just got banned from every (store that rhymes with fluffalo bexchange) in the CoUNTry Which is actually kind of miraculous and admirable… it reminds me of the olden days when i got banned from a club for reasons I will not type here due to my several non disclosure agreements but I still went back the next day and they actually tried to drag me out after I ran in while I was MID dance move ALAS! I held on to the wall with all my might which was a feeble attempt at salvation because walls aren’t that grab-able and THEN I went back AGAIN the next day and was glamorously carried out like a legend SO I hope that truly inspires u today to never give up on your dreams!!!!!! <33
Unrelated Life hack: if you and your dear and honorable friend pretend to be Morgan Freeman’s granddaughters with nothing to back it up except a look that says: I’ve had 15 Jell-O shots and I’ve got nothing to lose- u will receive many gifts and people will be very afraid to not let you into a very exclusive club that I cannot name… where a gay orgy took place outside (I was not a participant… merely an innocent supporter of performance art) WELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME (I’m a Leo sorry) LETS POUR ONE OUT FOR @koochieklone TODAY THANK U FOR GRACING US ALL WITH YOUR PRESENCE AND BEING BORN!!! CANT WAIT TO BE LET IN AND CARRIED OUT OF MORE PLACES WITH U BUDDY :) merch, mayhem, miracles and muchhh more coming soon 🤪
NEWEST REPRESENTATIVE OF ETHIOPIA according to an old man at the club 💚💛❤️ very grateful for this life changing trip, the people I met and to be immersed in my culture. Cried a lot, ate a lot, listened a lot and pooped a lot. Ate the best food, saw the best art and got to skate with the best little skaters in the world. Also proud that the hill I’m willing to die on is being myself anywhere I am even in a place where it’s hard to be and I really love being me 💘 also thank u to my mom for birthing me and taking me on this trip haha ✈️🪩 anyway IM BACK NOW WHOS READY TO PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYY (I am) 🍸🪩🍸🪩🍸🪩🍸🪩🍸🪩🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞✨✨✨🌈☄️🤪👑🫀🌟
I have just returned from the mountains and being one with nature. This was going to be the announcement of my ice eating/rating different ice asmr YouTube channel but due to unprecedented events it is not. The unprecedented event is that to my shock, dismay and delight my tooth fell out while I was eating ice and now that i think about it that kind of is precedented. I am slightly delighted because I’m going to make an earring out of it but I would love to have a full set so once again if u have any spare teeth laying around please contact me immediately. What else do you want to know?!?! I recently climbed a water tower and scaled a roof and had purposely excruciatingly insanely awkward conversations at a cocktail party. That is all I can say at the moment as I have signed 5 NDAs this month alone. Sneak peek of sexy delectable pants AND SHORTS made by @koochieklone (talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it)
Hiiiiiii so welcome to my mansion that I just inherited and here’s the grand tour of one of my many gardens. Basically i met this kind elderly lady in the yarn section of Michael’s and we began to knit together every Thursday evening. I soon found out that no one even checked up on her anymore. She was bedazzled and absolutely taken aback by my incredibly jazzy whimsical gay attitude and I was enthralled by her tuna salad and amazing stories of being in a prehistoric brothel or something. This was her favorite outfit 🙏🏾Unfortunately she has just passed at the ripe age of 150 years old but FUCKKK IT WE BALLLL WHO WANNA COME PARTY IN MY NEW MANSIONNNNN!!!! just kidding none of that happened but I feel like it would happen to me. Because I spend a lot of time in the yarn section. Anyway I am about to make so many Jell-O shots 💚 maybe next time I’ll tell the true story of the date I threw up on. Also EVERYONES been asking what I’m gonna be for Halloween and the answer is FLAVA FLAV. Thank you all. Stay tuned for who will be New York 🤪 just kidding don’t stay tuned because I’m being really mysterious lately no questions please 🫡 bye
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I am in extreme denial about Leo season being over which is why I’m still celebrating everyday of august specifically tONIGHTt also I forgot to say byob 💋 xoxo, party gurlllll
IN THE WORDS OF TIFFANY “NEW YORK” POLLARD: my ass been on pause… but I’m finna press play in a mothafuckin millisecond 😩🤬👨🏾🍳💫🤪🤭🫀🐸👹 also I really want to share the fact that I did a séance with Kesha and my life will never be the same. Also my ass has not actually been on pause I just haven’t posted in like a year HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I love meatballs <3 byeee 🫁💕🦋 #livelaughlove
THANK U @piffbutt FOR CAPTURING ME IN MY WHIMSICAL ROOM AND HOME THIS SUMMER WITH THESE AMAZING PHOTOS 🤩🎭 AND FOR SIGNING OUR LEG🦵🏾AKA GUESTBOOK 👹✨😩🐛🦋 THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS! LETS SPREAD THE WORD
