super excited to announce that I’m debuting these beautiful fine art prints of my weird lil TWISTER painting this Sunday at the @slashbackvideo X @retro_ufo VHS sale!!
I’ll have a limited amount of these beautiful available only in person, along with a ton of rare, classic and weird VHS.
VHS sale is SUNDAY FEB 22 from NOON TO 5PM over at @slasherworldla come say hi!!!
Huge thank you to @losangelesprintshop for the gorgeous work and taking so much care with this project ❤️
TMRW! Saturday Feb 7th at 7 pm, celebrate @whammyanalogmedia 4th bday by watching everyone’s favorite Die Hard rip off SKYSCRAPER starring the one and only Anna Nicole Smith!!!
It’s my honor to present this perfectly insane movie for the 3rd time (!!!) I’m so thrilled this has turned into a thing, bc this silly movie is so much fun with a crowd!
Join us!!!! It’s freeeeee!!!!
Xoxoxox
It’s a 2025 photo dump!!!!
The lows were very bad this year (love you forever Milo!!! Love you forever Altadena & Palisades!!!) and my head currently wants to explode from this migraine I’m getting on my bus ride to the doctors (edited to add but thank fuck for migraine rescue shots) but thank god the highs were high!
I finally feel more like myself post wreck, I drove (!!!) to see some Big Trees and rescued a frog in the road, got yelled at by Peter Weller abt fucking art at 8 am and so many other absurd weird wonderful highs happened I am so grateful for. And always always endlessly thankful for all my friends old and new! I’d be dead without yall.
TLDR Love you, fuck off 2025 and plz be gentle 2026, we could all use a lil break.
This holiday season, I’m offering commissions of the weird little vhs covers I’ve been painting! You pick whatever VHS cover out, and I’ll paint that lil bad boy for ya! I’m also getting prints of my beloved TWISTER and SOCIETY paintings too!
I’m offering a sliding “pay what you can” for a commission painting, $70-$100 (if it’s a crazy ass complicated VHS cover tho, then let’s chat $!) The paintings are the exact size of a VHS cover 4” x 7.5” and are on Canson paper and made with gouache and acrylic paint.
This is my first time really putting these out there, but making these saved me when my post concussion syndrome was at its worst. Painting that dumb Exit to Eden cover made me laugh so hard and made me feel alive again. Who knew the cover for Gerry Marshall’s vanilla BDSM island movie would save my life! The world is pretty crap right now and I hope these might give someone else some needed joy too. love yall 🫶
Slide into my DMs with orders/questions/compliments whatever!
Last Saturday in my dream final form as Spooky Queen Elvira and theeee perfect Mistress of the Dark dress courtesy of my bud @itsbradfords (thank you again!!!)
Thanks again for hosting my fav Halloween party @juliavickerman & @scharpling !!!
📸 @thecarlosramos
Excited to announce that I finally made a hat outta this goofy smash up I made ages ago and you can buy yourself one for pre-order and the link is in my bio!
This beautiful parody hat comes in white or black and is embroidered in beautiful Los Angeles! Yours for $35 smackeroos (pick up free, shipping is cheap tho)
Xoxox!
TMRW!!!! This will be me (except with baby bangs and less blurry) selling you vhs. I’m bringing some rare stuff, some personal faves, and of course…a copy of face/off. And a few surprises? 😎
Can’t wait to see yall SUNDAY AUGUST 3rd, @deadlypreygallery@beyondthestreetsart
I had to say goodbye to my cat best friend Milo on Monday, it was sudden and unexpected.
And while 19 yrs is a good fucking run, it’s still not long enough. Milo was my home. He loved me when I didn’t love myself. He was my constant companion for half my life, through every high/low/mid in the last two decades; the many, many lives lived and many me’s. He took care of me and Charlie, and later Edie, always.
What a fucking gift I got to see the tiny gold kitten that played fetch and was all ears grow into them and turn into the softest fat Garfield that lived for outside and then age into the sweetest grumpy old man that was unfazed by anything. He taught Edie how to be a cat instead of a feral trash goblin and he saved my life over and over again.
I don’t think I’ll ever not miss waking up to see Milo snoozing on the pillow next to my head. I do take solace that he’s with Charlie now bc those two were so bonded and I really want the afterlife to work in a way where they’re together again.
I love you always my lil sweetie good cat squirrel best friend, I hope you’re eating grass until you puke and are sleeping in the sunniest spot cuddled with Charlie.
Thank you to everyone that’s reached out, truly overwhelmed and beyond grateful, I love yall and please hug your pets for me. And if a kitten follows you into a bar, take it home-it’ll change your fucking life ❤️
Been sober for 6 years today!! Today, like every day, I am so fucking grateful to be sober, even on the days I don’t want to be on this planet (often!) being sober is so much better than the alternative and I’m so endlessly thankful for the support and stories and love that got me here and gave me a fucking floor to stand on instead of new rock bottoms with trapdoors to keep falling through. As always if you wanna chat sobriety, slide into those dms/text/send a pigeon/whatever im here for ya ❤️
Also I celebrated by baking a cherry galette at 1 am as one does
Fuck ICE/a very unhappy bday to dumbfuck.
Apparently 4 pm is when LAPD decided they had enough dancing in the streets, bands and inflatable giant bb trumps and have just started deploying fucking tear gas. ACAB always
Some how, today is the 19TH anniversary of when a tiny orange kitten followed me into a shitty dive bar and I zipped him and his buddy up in my sweatshirt and they both slept on my head like little cat hats and I never looked back. 19 years later, taking Milo and Charlie home from the bar was easily the best decision ever (and def the best decision I ever made when leaving a bar) it’s been a joy to watch this little kitten grow into his giant ears and turn into a sweet old man grump. Pets are the fucking best. Thank you Milo for realizing I was an easy mark and changing my life for the better 🥰
