Introducing the Porpoise Polo.
Striped in blue and red, fronted by winged lions, backed by dolphins in motion.

Somewhere between a football jersey and a family crest that doesn’t exist.
Live now. Limited run.
Talent: @babyriverstone@marcelleparrot
‘Overgrown Garden’ scarf.
Somewhere between put together and slightly out of hand.
Depends how you wear it.
Either way, it holds up.
Limited run. Live now.
Talent: @babyriverstone@nymph3rella
Please note: we do not use AI for any of our campaign imagery.
The ‘Overgrown Garden’ scarf.
Built to feel a little messy.
Layered, busy, not too precious.
Throw it on and let it do its thing.
Live now. Limited run.
Talent: @nymph3rella@babyriverstone
Please note: We do not use AI for any of our campaign imagery.
The ‘Overgrown Garden’ scarf is now available for neck time. ��There’s a lot going on here.
Up close it’s full chaos.�Step back and it sorts itself out.
Works either way.��Limited run, so don’t walk. run!
Talent: @sunnybunny__11
The ‘Overgrown Garden’ scarf is now available for neck time. 

There’s a lot going on here.
Up close it’s full chaos.
Step back and it sorts itself out.
Works either way.

Limited run, so don’t walk. run!
Talent: @babyriverstone@nymph3rella
Please note: we do not use AI for our campaign imagery.
The ‘Poisoned Pigeon’ —
A humble city bird.
A small knife.
A lot of questions.
Soft cotton. Hard intent.
Limited release.
When they fly, they fly.
Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not animal control.
Talent: @ribl3t
Photos by Hermann
The ‘Poisoned Pigeon’…
Proof that even vermin deserve character development.
A feathered menace.
A tiny blade.
A surprisingly flattering fit.
Available now in strictly limited quantities.
Once they’re gone, we’ll deny everything.
Feed the pigeons.
Fear the pigeons.
Talent: @jyoce_
Photos by Hermann
The ‘Poisoned Pigeon’ Tee.
Urban wildlife has evolved.
Featuring one slightly unwell-looking pigeon
armed for emotional support.
It’s cute. It’s concerning.
Limited numbers.
If you miss it, blame the bird.
Talent: @ribl3t
Photos by Hermann
The ‘Poisoned Pigeon’ —
Nature, but rebranded.
A small act of violence.
A very good shirt.
It’s charming. It’s threatening.
It’s mostly charming.
Limited drop.
If you hesitate, it migrates.
Online now.
Talent: @jyoce_
Photos by Hermann
Official notice: The Shower Cap has arrived.
Optimised for wet conditions and elevated self-image.
Extensively tested on heads of varying competence.
May disrupt local ecosystems.
