A few years ago I was broke and lacking any viable way of making money to buy Christmas presents for my beloveds, so me and my business associate went to Sloane Square to try and turn a profit on a Brixton Christmas Tree. I didn’t end up being able to afford any Christmas presents, but I did learn the value of Christmas- get rich or die tryin x
I’ve been living a quaint life on Île Saint-Louis in the heart of Paris for the last month, but my peace has been shattered as now I’m off on an adventure around Europe with this cacophony of a human being @yeskingoliver 🚂
If you don’t hear from me in the next few weeks I am in prison for first degree murder.