a coupla scenes from @solritmo last saturday (🥵)
& a SMALL INTERRUPTION TO YOUR DAILY PROGRAMMING ⚠️
upon using the latest scientific technology authorities have detected an upcoming surge of groove in the chapel street area
intermittent outbreaks of dancing expected throughout friday night into saturday morning
if you begin to experience symptoms such as:
- boredom
- restlessness
- mild dissatisfaction with your friday plans
you are advised to leave the house immediately and seek exposure to:
@nightbird.hifi 6-8pm
+
@seeingdoubleau@circusbar from 5am - close
side effects may include:
- increased happiness
- questionable decision making
- involuntary ass shaking
authorities will continue monitoring the situation
normal programming will resume shortly x
is your home suffering from a severe lack of groove as winter approaches?
introducing
RUBISCO CENTRAL HEATING™
now sporadically installed across chapel street & surrounding suburbs
designed to assist with: low temperatures, questionable decision making & groove deficiency through prolonged exposure to house music
this week’s installation sites:
SATURDAY I
@blackfox.collective@fargoandco
3-6pm
@solritmo@tatiana.melb
11.30-1am
SUNDAY I
@godby.hotel
3-6pm
authorities advise hydration, layered clothing,
& exposure to enough groove to keep your toes tapping & your central heat heating
x
crossing live to rubisco who’s reporting on this week’s chapel street forecast
rubisco?
thanks guys
reporting live from chapel, the conditions are picking up here, with temperatures rising steadily on the dancefloor between 6-8pm at @godby.hotel this friday
conditions will continue to develop throughout the weekend with scattered outbreaks of hands in the air & afters likely forming in the surrounding areas
residents are advised not to make any early morning commitments
we also expect a surge monday night, with a peak expected between 10.30-12am at @electric_bar
authorities are advising residents to take tuesday off with the upcoming conditions remaining unknown
back to you in the studio x
eat, pray, lay down, uber to chapel
my transport apps have begun predicting this, which feels personal
if yours isn’t doing the same, give it a couple days…
where to?
fri I @seeingdoubleau@circusbar 1-2.30am b2b @sarinii
sat I @pawnandco lounge 11-12am
sun I @godbyhotel 6-close
by the end of the weekend
your app should start to resemble mine
thank you for travelling with rubisco xx
did you nimiKNOW…
this week i have the honour of supporting @niminomusic !
you can catch me tomorrow (good friday) from 7.30-8.30pm @170.russell & tickets can be purchased in the bio of @untitledgroupau ✨
also
the easter bunny is coming to town & once you’ve recovered from your chocolate coma, you can find me hopping around at @sundara.sounds between 9-10pm 🐰
dreams do come true
egg-cited afffff xxxxx
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