Heidi Swarthout

@heidithegem

Hope you like dogs and food and theatre. πŸ•πŸ•πŸ₯§πŸŽ­
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A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE By Tennessee Williams Directed by Meg McGarry Stage Coach Players Dekalb, IL May 14 - 24, 2026 🎟: stagecoachplayers.com πŸ“Έ: Brooke Montavon @youreinbrookelynn
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Heading into Tech Week like...πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE By Tennessee Williams May 14 - 24 🎟: stagecoachplayers.com
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8 days ago
Witchy. Weird. Wonderful. ✨️ @florenceandthemachine in concert was pure magic, talent, and power magnified through the most beautiful, intense female gaze. Women don't want underwire, carb counting, and injections (though I get it, sometimes, we *need* those things). We *want* barefoot twirling, drapey lace or velvet or feathered sleeves, flower crowns, autonomy, equality, honesty, lyrics that tickle our souls and light our fires, and a good scream once in a while. Florence gets that. And if your crew - or coven - is as fun as ours last night, it's the best kind of night. I did not take any mediocre live videos, I was too busy geeking out, vacillating between being too awestruck to sing along, and throwing my head back to shout my favorite lyrics; plus, you'd be better off scooting over to her page for professional recordings of such things. Anyway, I'm bewitched. I'm better for what I experienced last night. And yeah, my FB Marketplace nwt dress Tricia found me was pretty effing delightful, no? πŸ’–
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1 month ago
Happy Gotcha Day, Sonny! ❀️🐾 Enjoy these Before & Afters and watch a 16 lb. puppy become a 57 lb. puppy in just one year. πŸ₯΄ This guy has been such a joyful addition to our little fam. He is hardworking, funny, smart, sweet, determined, energetic, and has all the subtlety of a garbage truck driven by a caffeinated chimpanzee. I knew nothing about herding breeds before Sonny (he contains multitudes). He has taught us so much, and I assure you, we will never get lost on his watch. He loves Johnny and I (probably in that order), but he has been *obsessed* with his 23 lb. "big" brother, Gibb, since Day 1. Gibb might not appreciate me sharing this, but he loves Sonny too - just don't tell Sonny that, as Gibb prefers to play it cool. Johnny and I don't need to play anything cool, we love both of these guys with all our hearts, and we feel so lucky they found us. Raise a chicken nugget to our funny Sonny bunny! ❀️🐾❀️🐾
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Wisconsin Spring Break Getaway part 2 of 2 Rainy day? Let's roll, Dude. 🎳 Scott typed in our bowling names as Cardiac (Jesse), Fight Scene (Jen), No Nonsense (Johnny), Chaos Monster (Me), Soprano (Julie), and DingleBayer (himself). I broke 100 on the second game, so I was feeling pretty psyched. Worth noting, Nordic Lanes has really good pizzas and taco salads. Like, really solid. 🀌 Stopped for cheese, butter, and used books (Driftless Used Books is the largest - and probably most delightfully chaotic- bookstore in Wisconsin!), and cocktails at Birch Point Distillery (they make vodka and gin from dairy whey!) before a delicious fish dinner at Kos in Westby. πŸ§€πŸ“šπŸŸπŸ₯ƒ Said goodbye to the Kickapoo Valley Guest Cabins llamas and attempted to head home. A flooded road meant we had to take the long way, but who cares when you're on vacation, spending time with your favorite person? πŸ¦™β€οΈ
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Wisconsin Spring Break Getaway, part 1 of 2 They call it the Driftless region because glaciers missed it, thereby leaving it without the sedimentary debris or "drift" that you'd typically find throughout the Midwest. It's hilly, has some pretty cool rock formations, and is home to many Amish-run farms. Thrilling? No. Peaceful? You betcha. Throw in quality time with a few nearest and dearest, limited cell phone/internet connection, and what could be better? πŸ₯° We stayed at the Kickapoo Valley Guest Cabins in La Farge, and despite mostly chilly, rainy weather, what a lovely stay it was! The hosts, Cowboy Joe and Cowboy Dave, have thought of every detail to make for a cozy cabin getaway, from pre-measured coffee beans to extra folding chairs in the closet for game nights, we wanted for nothing during our stay. Cowboy David is also the elite baker of the area, supplying his cakes and other treats to the better local restaurants, as well as making wedding cake dreams come true. You can order weeks ahead of your stay (it's a small operation, so lead time is important); we took advantage of this by pre-ordering dark chocolate dipped cookies with pistachios and smoked sea salt, as well as deconstructed raspberry velvet white chocolate cupcakes. Rock-your-world good. πŸ˜‹ Other delights included a brisk hike on our one no-rain day. I have learned about myself that, while I LOVE a long, dilly-dallying, whimsical woods walk, I have zero desire to suffer rapid, steep climbs for literal breath-taking vistas, ever again. It was beautiful, and the rest of the gang enjoyed it immensely, but...next time, I'll just ask them to please send me a post card down to the flat lands. πŸ˜† The Driftless Cafe restaurant in Viroqua was another highlight. It's owned by James Beard-nominated chef, Luke Zahm, host of PBS's Wisconsin Foodie, a fave show of Johnny and I. As farm to table as it gets, we all liked it so much, we ate there twice. Shoutout to the ramp martini, wowza. 🍸 Other fun Wisconsin things happened, too. $5 Old Fashioneds at a bowling alley, witnessing afternoon Euchre games in bars, popping into a fur shop to buy smoked trout, eating something called "Cowboy Balls." 🀠
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Dinner and a show with my best guy. It doesn't get any better. πŸ’–
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Still swooning over this poster art from Maria L. P. Boynton. AI could never. 🀩 Streetcar rehearsals have begun. This play is a BEAST. But like our SM Mandy said, "How do you eat an elephant? One spoonful at a time." My πŸ₯„ is at the ready, our team is hungry, so...time to dig in!
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"After all, a woman's charm is fifty percent illusion." 🌸 ~ Blanche DuBois, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Stage Coach Players May 14 - 24 🎟: /shows/a-streetcar-named-desire/
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2 months ago
Looking back on my brief dance with Zelda, and our wee trio of show-makers, with love, gratitude, and pride. Four shows is such a short run. To everyone who came to see ZELDA AT THE OASIS, or made effort to do so, or sent love when their schedule didn't allow them to do so, THANK YOU. 🌹 To our extended team, Jen, Victoria, Nikolai, and Patrick, thank you for lending your time and talent to enrich Zelda's story with movement, love, music, and light. 🌹 Mike, how lucky am I to share stages with you? Thoughtful, nuanced, giving, ready for absolutely anything. Whether it be a fallen set piece, missing prop, or an in-the-moment discovery in the form of an emotional fireball hurled in your direction, you seamlessly fold it into your character's world, never breaking your stride. And, in this case, all while playing multiple roles and making it look effortless. The calm to my chaos. You remain one of my all-time favorite scene partners. As if that wasn't enough, you're a top drawer human being with the heart of an artist. Rare and special. Thank you, my friend. 🌹 Gail, last year, you invited Jen and I to dinner to discuss a two scripts about Zelda Fitzgerald, one for each of us, that you'd held onto for years. We kept our date, despite the fact that my Mom had died only days prior. I knew very little of Zelda, but I knew you, my friend and onetime director from your Gallery Theater days. When you suggested we present these shows a year later, I agreed, conditionally (I have learned over the years not to say yes without reading the script first, no matter how much you like the people involved.). When I read it, I was struck by the fascinating life and emotional turns of Zelda, but...the script left me wondering if you had accidentally switched mine and Jen's. Singing? In French? Dancing? Not a one of those is listed on my acting resume. But you were intentional. You believed in me. It was time to believe in myself. This was made so much easier with your wisdom, support, and encouragement to guide me. I'm walking (strutting?) away from this experience a braver actor. Thank you. 🌹 Zelda, thank you for your art. It mattered. I'm sorry the world wasn't ready. 🌹
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2 months ago
πŸ’–THANK YOUπŸ’–, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting our teeny, tiny, short-run, two-actor play about a woman who was so much more than just a famous man's troubled wife. Zelda wasn’t a saint, but she sure was fascinating. And as they say, well behaved women rarely make history. It's very touching that many have told me, after seeing the show, that they couldn't wait to learn more about Zelda. That fills my heart, and...SAME, I want to know more too! Down the rabbit hole we go again this weekend. Join us at @bitimprov which even has a full bar to enjoy before and during the show. 75 minutes, no intermission. ✨️🍸✨️ Only two shows left! Saturday, 3/14 at 8pm Sunday, 3/15 at 2pm 🎟: bitimprov.org
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Almost time for me to join the ranks of all the Zeldas who came before me. Do you recognize any of these portrayals? πŸ’‹ ZELDA AT THE OASIS runs March 7-15 for four special performances at The Bit Theater in Aurora. Hope you can join us! 🍸✨️ 🎟: bitimprov.org
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