When you get all the lipstick you could want for free, but love #lipstickqueen #hellosailor so passionately that you bought up the remaining bullets, used them down to the stump, then dug out the remains.
Please bring it back, @poppykinglipstick .
#lipstick #makeup #discontinuedproducts
My wardrobe is largely vintage, preloved & ancient high-street, plus the odd @nrbyclothing@meandem & @insidejigsaw addition. However, my headpieces are #couture, and not just any couture, but VG.
Behold, my NINE @victoriagrant #hats, lights of my life.
#titfer #hat #milliner
A bumper issue of @thetimes with a bumper cover on why @terencederbyshire and I will always remain members of the great unhitched.
“Over the decades, my refusenik stance has ended relationships, friendships, and, for a couple of years, even cost me a sister. So I lie, I dissemble, I smile and focus on having the best (covertly parodic) hat. I’ve managed to get to the stage where I don’t act up at other people’s nuptials, largely by concentrating hard on something else. Although, if a father walks an adult woman down the aisle every fibre of my being will be tested not to shove him out of the way and slap her hard.
I will never not regard the state of marriage as untenably dubious; a piece of ugly ideological baggage incompatible with modern life...”
