This is our song Byron Bay
Come watch us play it in on the 19th @thelansdowne supporting @sonicreducer.band
Lyrics:
I want a
Big house
In Byron bay
Where I can do nothing
Everyday
I wanna take sexy photos as the sun goes down
Wearing
Viv
Margiela
And Jean Paul Gaultier
I want a small dog that doesn’t bark
That I can carry in my bag
When I walk in the park
I want oysters
And I want Champagne
I want a hobby farm
And I want a private plane
But I don’t wanna work
I just want lots of money
Give me lots of money
I’m too pretty to work
I’m hot enough
To marry rich
My husband can work
So I can be a Byron Bay bitch
I’m gonna get my lips done
And then I’ll do my titts
I’m gonna marry rich
I’m gonna marry rich
I’m gonna eat oysters
And drink Champagne
And buy a hobby farm
And buy a private plane
But I’m not gonna work
I’ll just have lots of money
I’m gonna marry rich
I’m way too pretty to work
DEBASER IS TURNING 3 THIS SATURDAY @chippolord@grumpy.theband playing at 3.30
spoken word from 6.30
tickets via link in @debaser_events bio or on the door
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YES YES THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE INDEED
HIJINX THURSDAYS is continuing its prodigious return to the stage on a FRIDAY (you read correctly), the one that’s TOMORROW, and it’s at @waywardsballroom which is super duper crazy convenient because nobody seems to want to go anywhere else than Newtown so you’ll definitely be here already.
@physicalcopyband@failsafesydney@grumpy.theband
Final $10 presales at the LIB or a few more bones at the door.
I’ve been easing off the cones dw
Poster by @telephasic_design
Grumpy Dad, Marty Halphen, loves Pilates. He will be at Friday’s gig and might sign an autograph if you’re nice.
Come see us and big Marts @waywardsballroom this Friday for @hijinxalley
we played our first gig last week. it went really well.
thank you @euterpe.band for having us!!
thank you to everyone who came!!
more coming soon x
(thank you @iniatr for taking this photo)
