Gather, ragged and weary travelers, I have come to tell thou, nay, spread the good word, of the legendary and treacherous tale of ProgQuest, and the rise and fall of the kingdom of Vail...
This is a true tale of love and vengeance. And most of all heroism..
At the lair of the Evil Wizard, malignant spells were cast to shackle and confound...
And at the court of the Jesters, the unlikely party entertained an artful joust...
The night market opened entry only on the Thief's terms,
The party read not the fine print on those spoiled forms...
Bargaining with the Wizard with many a riddle,
Games were played with the Nymph, who secretly played the travellers like a fiddle...
Much gold was earned, and the wares enticed,
But little did the party know, that night market was the most skillful heist,
who was to stop the Thief from changing every price?
To settle the matter, the party did battle, an honorable tourney of the Alchemist and Fighter, helmet-clad and swinging sword, the fighting just made the party grow tighter...
Nevertheless the Knight claimed his ultimate victory, their fencing skills so crazy fire...
To progress the party was tested at the Bard's cabin; a skilled band she was trying to recruit.. The performance skills of the travelers were butt, little did they know the cabin was also the Witche's hut... A special brew onto the travelers she kindly adorned, in the meager exchange for each of their firstborn... 😈
At the Monk's monastary, the Princess could not be consoled... Her Monk had gone mad, the travelers had to craft a special recipe to save her before the darkness took hold...
The party found respite at the Hobbit Rogue realm, and saved their progress at the Druid's mossy elm...
In the final hour, the Knight revealed what the quest had been for: the Evil Wizard had stolen their horse and hidden their sword...
It was a frightful and cinematic chase.. The Evil Wizard was fast but the Wizard made haste...
The magic blade was found, and the dragon was slain...
But by then it was already far too late..
The travelers had discovered the true nature of the kingdom... was the friends they made by stroke of fate...... THE END.
Pull up to the Vail backyard and BARTER (currency-free trading) or buy cool stuff from people who wanna sell it!!
Saturday APRIL 18 :-)
602 Lawrence St Backyard
3 - 8 PM
HOW IT WORKS:
BRING COOL SHIT TO TRADE FOR OTHER PEOPLES COOL SHIT
$7 donation at the door as a ticket to barter all you want.....
Some merchants will have cool shit up for sale.... And make $$$ to donate to NARF
Donations going to Native American Rights Fund, a legal nonprofit helping to promote tribal sovereignty thru representing tribal governments, organizations & people in ongoing legal battles..
SAVE THE DATE SEE U THERE
FRI APR 3
WCBN x GARGOYLE x MEMCO
the world's holiest trinity....IT'S BACK...
@ 602 Lawrence St
9pm
PWYC (all proceeds goes right to artists)
(@nickcantsurf : Forrayer, @whoissleeptighttiger : Sleep Tight Tiger, @fififi3nd : FI3ND, @americanspirit.a2 : American Spirit, @marco_calderoni : Polo)
we going pound for pound vs jesus, BE THERE
2 FILTHIE djs. 2 NASTIE bands. 1 NIGHT ONLY. BOOGIE NIGHTS party @ VAIL saturday JANUARY 24. Ho. Lee. Shit. Get ready. You see this? This is hi-fi. Okay? High fidelity. You know what that means? That means this is the highest quality fidelity. Hi-Fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system. COME DRESSED LIKE THE CORPSE OF DISCO CLINGING TO THE ANKLES OF THE LATE 70s. You know we had to do it to em.
The competitions been hot this week in Vails chore submission channel🔥🔥🔥
Featuring:
Amina in the Hobart
Quinne’s horrid posture
Brynn’s slowmo
Sofia fighting ghosts in the attic
Final boss scrubber Olivia
And much more…..
Tune in next week to see who is the winner of 1 million dollars (aka one scratch ticket)
