𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖙

We dost present, @sadgirltattoo B2B Clearbody (@o_mitcham ) Behold them at Rossi Bar (@therossibar ) alongside @sohotsospicy , @official_kerbiebie , @after.werks , @marni_tempo and @2styles2furious on the twenty-first day of March in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six. Tickets may be produced by the link in the customary location...

Be it known to all manner of persons that, ere the great gathering of this coming Saturdaye, it hath been brought unto our most earnest attention that the disgraced and banished Goblin — he whom we dost no longer claime as kith nor kin — hath been espied prancing and cavorting most wickedly upon the publick highway. Let all who value their wits and their soules take great heed and due caution, and keep themselves well clear of this vile and wretched creature, for his bodily movements art of a most bewitching and enchanting nature, possessing such sinister powers of hypnosis and mesmerisation as may lead the unwary and the innocent into a most deepe and helpless traunce Thou hast been duly forewarned. Godbless ye and keepe thy eyes averted.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Let it be knowne unto all honourable creatures of this realm: a goblin of most foul and treacherous character hath most grievously betrayed the Goblin Pit and gone rogue, casting aside all bonds of fellowship and loyalty. This wretched creature hath had the unmitigated gall to affix posters throughout the land, soliciting good folk to dance with him at the Gathering of Saturday. Let none be deceived by this brazen mischief! Be it hereby proclaimed:This goblin is no longer of our community, nor under our protection, nor welcome in our halls. Thou art most strongly enjoined and urged NOT to dance with this creature upon Saturday. ⚔ Our Full Wrath Shall Befall Him ⚔ Should this goblin be spotted, let the word be spread forthwith — the Goblin Pit shall dispense justice most swift and terrible upon this traitor.

We dost present, Kerbie (@official_kerbiebie ) Behold them at Rossi Bar (@therossibar ) alongside @sohotsospicy and @after.werks on the twenty-first day of March in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six. Tickets may be procured by the link in the customary location.

We dost present, After Werks (@after.werks ) Behold them at Rossi Bar (@therossibar ) alongside @sohotsospicy and @official_kerbiebie on the twenty-first day of March in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six. Tickets may be procured by the link in the customary location.

We dost present our first act, SoHotSoSpicy (@sohotsospicy ) Behold them at Rossi Bar (@therossibar ) on the twenty-first day of March in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six. Tickets may be procured by the link in the customary location.

Hark! Gather ’round, for tidings of great merit have arrived. Be it known throughout the land that we do proudly herald two guests of most singular distinction, performing in union at our Chicago Footwork assembly. This gathering shall take place at the @therossibar on the one-and-twentieth day of March, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and six-and-twenty. The estimable @sadgirltattoo and Clearbody dwell at the very precipice of modern craft, and we wager thou shalt find thy heart greatly gladdened by their performance. Forget not the fiery @sohotsospicy , who, alongside Chicago’s own @official_kerbiebie and the nimble-footed dancers of @after.werks (UK), shall bear the standard for Chicago Footwork with most noble intent. Furthermore, Mistress @marni_tempo shall deliver a performance of such velocity it shall compel even the most modest soul to shake their hindquarters, while the one known as @2styles2furious presents a most uncommon feat—a footwork display wrought entirely upon the "CDJ" machines. Shouldst thou desire entry to this joyous fray, parchment tickets may be secured via the mystical link found within our biography.

Verily, we are most exceedingly elated to proclaim the Third Goblin Pit! This time doth it stand as a grand revel in honour of Chicago footwork, brought forth unto the very streets of fair Brighton Town. Prepare thyselves for sets most lively and fervent, delivered by @sohotsospicy @2styles2furious @marni_tempo and yet more besides. And behold! Live dancers from @after.werks shall grace the gathering, amongst them Chicago’s own @official_kerbiebie from @prophecyfootworkcrew whose steps are swift and wondrous to behold Tickets on sale now via RA (link in bio) Illustration by @marni_tempo

Come early to ensure thy place!

We do heartily recommend that thou procure a ticket from the link in the customary location and makest thy way hither early, that thy entry be assured.

We dost present our third act, Shadrack (@shadrackkm ) Behold them at Pink Moon (@waxingpink ) on the fifth day of July in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five. Tickets may be procured by the link in the customary location.