WOW I’m like a real effing comic running an open mic and shiiiiii 😎 Anyone who isn’t awful should one hundred percent pull up!! Everything you’ve read is true except TOMORROW SUNDAY THE 29TH IS OUR FIRST ONE PLEASE COME even though it is actually the 5th Sunday but after that it’s strictly 2nd and 4th okay? Xoxo I can’t wait and ily
Some recent articles for @thehardtimesnews - I am, apparently, very long winded! Wow! Ok now please tell me I’m funny or something I’m so scared all the time you guysssssssss help
Tonight is the mfing night..Storytime With Violet: PERIOD EDITION @comedybrooklyn 8:30pm sharp. If you bring pads and tampons to donate you’ll get a handmade mini book AND your donation will be doubled by an anonymous donor!! WHAT THE EFF!!! Talk about a tax write off amirite ladies 😎 Also debuting my second daughter, Miss Eyeball, so it’s basically a baby shower too. WOW. See you soon storytellers..
HONEY WAKE UP THE STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: FAMILY SECRETS EDITION LINEUP JUST DROPPED!!! @emily.villarreal@aidangburns@btrflysam@morganmule are about to drop some lore that will, to put it lightly, blow your socks off. Sunday, March 8th @come.to.life.world - ticket link coming soon but go mark your calendars rn babe #storytimewithviolet #standup #comedyshow #storytellingshow #familysecrets
