This little house guardian is Charlie. 🤍
A sweet dachshund with short legs, big opinions, and an even bigger sense of importance.
Charlie is absolutely convinced he runs the house…
and honestly, he’s not wrong.
He thrives on attention and demands eye contact — look away, and you’ll get a whimper, a stomp, or a nudge until you lock eyes…
at which point he’ll casually look away like it was never a big deal.
He’s got a flair for the dramatic and a serious love for bling — if there are multiple collars around, he fully expects to wear all of them.
Bath time? Celebration.
“Treat,” “ride,” or “bath”? Full spin mode activated.
And every package that comes through the door? Obviously his.
Tiny legs.
Big personality.
Full-time house boss. ✨🐾
A loud boom shook the room today—my window spontaneously shattered out of nowhere. Still trying to figure out what caused it… but I can’t help wondering: did the manikin or the robot have something to do with this? #Unexpected #ShatteredGlass #RobotDrama #weirdday
Just as I reached out to adjust the AC, I spotted this thing crawling on the control. Every instinct said “jump out now!”-but I was on the Pali Hwy and figured getting stung was safer than getting hit by a car. The moment the light turned green, I pulled into the HPU campus in Kaneohe, put the car in park, and leapt out. Shoutout to Braxton, the gate guard, who came to the rescue and took care of the centipede.