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Fork In The Road (the band)

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Your favorite band of people so old they met Euripides. Next show: 5/8/2026 at bar no9
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5.8.2026 - Farks will be in the road. Music so good it’ll create a wormhole and the world will rewind to the Stone Age, which is coincidentally also when we were born
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14 days ago
Let’s forking go!! Fork in the Road will be playing the no9 on May 8 after everyone’s favorite nepotist (@paintinglizards ) and we will be followed by @bandwithnoname747 ! If you don’t show up, every time in the future that you go to the silverware drawer to get a spoon, you’ll get a fork and sit down, and realize you wanted a spoon :)
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17 days ago
Quote from a child of two fork in the road band members: “stop playing ‘all these things that I’ve done,’ or I will leave this car.” Our band members have been working hard (or hardly working? *insert laugh track here*) on this setlist, expect greatness. We’ve got a great setlist, awesome members, and epic jokes for you all tonight, enjoy the show!
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2 months ago
Hottest ticket in Del Ray this coming Sunday! Dad jokes will be told, dance moves will be questionable. Eat, drink, and be merry (but don’t drink too much, you aren’t 25 anymore and if you don’t get enough sleep, it will come back to bite you).
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3 months ago
Fork In The Road will be performing on Sunday 2/22 at the no9 lounge! Come sing along with us and enjoy watching your charismatic middle-age neighbors play music and rock out. We will party until we forget that the world is crumbling (or 9:30, whichever hits us first)
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3 months ago