Looking to support indie art that is 110% human made? That’s right, somehow MORE than the maximum amount? Then I suggest throwing five bucks at CHOKEVILLE. Get to the throwing place at fireland dot com.
There are about 10,000 little stories crammed into CHOKEVILLE, so sometimes I had to gloss over the finer points. See the other 9,999 at fireland dot com.
These CHOKEVILLE hype notes were made by an unbiased third party who is definitely not married to me. So intriguing. Who or what is the Invoker? How flabbergasting can a cow be? Why are we forced to see the word “schlong”? Find out at fireland dot com.
People keep asking me if the cover for my novel CHOKEVILLE was designed by an extremely talented professional artist or extremely shitty AI robot. The truth is I made it myself the old fashioned way (pasting together a bunch of stock photos). Here is an early version. Please do not say you like it better than the final version. Anyway go get it at fireland dot com.
My novel CHOKEVILLE is now out as an ebook and audiobook at fireland dot com. If you’re looking for a wild adventure to take your mind off the stupid real world then look no further, chum!!
I love Metal Flake Mother’s one album so much that I bought this new vinyl compilation even though I don’t have a record player. It doesn’t even have every song from their one album! But whatever, my vinyl collection now consists of one LP and it is perfect and complete.
