GET YOU A SIS THAT CAN DO IT ALL!!!! Happy 40th fucking birthday to my best friend on this fucking planet!!!! I love you SO SOO much my sister, my favorite person, my pink sparkle fairy princess, my Taurean queen, my hot Amish wizard of darkness, my partner in business, my partner in deranged debauchery, my goddamn everything. I would be absolutely nothing without you—even less than that. You are truly exceptional in more ways than would be possible to list. But, to make this about me, you make me feel so loved, protected AND make me laugh more than anyone else ever could. I AM NOT WORTHY OF THE GIFT THAT IS YOU!!! I absolutely could not do this existence without you. Thank GOD we are in our midlife crisis era together. I love you dude. Here’s to 1,000 more lifetimes that we better be lucky enough to know each other. 🥹 I don’t wanna be on this earth for a single one withoutcha 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Saving some recent memz & momez here for later. Life lately has been filled with lots of weird, lots of fun, lots of animals and a shit ton of mirror selfies 👻
One of my fav times of year ✨ bringing back some of our most-loved past limited edition makeup releases from our private reserves for a very short time—and in very small quantities. The Hidden Trove starts tomorrow at noon PST 🖤🥲
Had the absolute best time celebrating the glorious birth of my angel baby @machinegunclemmie and taking photos in front of the toilets at @houghtonfestival 💖 I had zero phone service and zero idea where I was or how to get anywhere the entire time and I think I will be living my life like that moving forward. #bye
