Evil Ray

@evilrayspf

Evil Ray is a sun protection company calling out the sun for what it is: An evil entity trying to kill us all. Cruelty free & vegan SPF.
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Australia is a nation made up of borderline fanatical beach goers and swimmers. Everyone has their thing. We like water. But, every time you go for a dip in your chosen body of liquid, you’re exposing your eardrums to swimmer’s ear and the sun’s harmful radiation. Protect yourself with @earjobs swimming earplugs and waterproof sunscreen every time, so each plunge into the water doesn’t cost you a trip to the doctor. #earjobs #evilray #outdoorprotectionpact #doggypaddle #bodyofwater
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22 days ago
Protecting your eardrums and skin before you get your lawn looking like the MCG is simple. Wear the right earmuffs, which you can find at @earjobs , and cover every inch of skin with sun protection like clothes, a hat, and Evil Ray. Long live the Outdoor Protection Pact. #earjobs #evilray #outdoorprotectionpact #mowing #lawndad
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1 month ago
Dutiful care and attention need to be paid to the delicate dermal layers on our heads. Particularly if you've recently shaved off a beard or are just generally low on follicles. We're proud to announce @shavershopau has become an Official Enemy of the Sun. Head to your closest Shaver Shop today for all your grooming desires and a bottle of Evil Ray. #shavershop #officialenemyofthesun #spf #evilray #protectyournoggin #sunscreen
62 3
1 month ago
Australia is the proud home of the Bush Doof, Doof Sticks, and other ‘Doof' related cultural inventions. Whilst that’s definitely something to hang our hats on, we’re also less proud of being one of the world's largest skin cancer and hearing loss related populations. So, the next time you’re packing for a festival, throw in a few pairs of earplugs and some sunscreen. At least security will think you’re responsible if they search your bag. #earjobs #evilray #outdoorprotectionpact #frontleft #wherearemymates
58 2
1 month ago
A day on the tools as a professional, or as someone avoiding paying a professional, means protecting yourself properly. Wear the right clothes, goggles, earmuffs, shoes, and please chuck on some sunscreen. Rinsing each other at Smoko becomes less enjoyable with a sunburn and tinnitus. #earjobs #evilray #outdoorprotectionpact
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1 month ago
A Melbourne institution joins us in being an 'Offical Enemies of the Sun' today. Evil Ray can now be found on the shelves of @zaksurfboards . The next time you need any surf gear, or surf associated paraphernalia, you know where to go. Also, how good is their sign? #zaksurfboards #evilray #officialenemyofthesun #spf #stoppooingonthesignbirds
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1 month ago
In our endless pursuit of protecting human beings, Evil Ray and Earjobs realised our goals were aligned. It’s why we’re proud to announce the 'Outdoor Protection Pact'. A corporate handshake agreement to get as many people as possible to protect themselves from the big bad world at large. Outside is fun and all, just make sure you're prepared. All that means is the next time you whipper snipper your garden path, cut some ocean laps, operate heavy machinery, or really anything that might damage your precious ear drums or expose you to the sun’s harmful radiation - think of us. If there are any other Australian owned businesses who want to join the 'Outdoor Protection Pact’...DM us. Oh, and long live the Outdoor Protection Pact. #earjobs #evilray #outdoorprotectionpact
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1 month ago
The sun beats down ruthlessly on those pounding the pavement. It's why we're now working with the @therunningcompany_albert_park as an Official Enemy of The Sun. Head in there to get outfitted the next time you feel like running away, or towards, something. #evilray #therunningcompany #officialenemyofthesun #spf #slipslopslapseekslide #trainingforamarathon #running #lightjog
38 3
2 months ago
Life under the sun can be dangerous, but if you're into surfing 'Cow Bombie', you are double dipping trouble into danger sauce. It's why we've partnered with @hillzeezsurfshop , as our newest Official Enemy of the Sun. Protect yourself before you dip into the Indian Ocean at one of Australia's best surf institutions, now stocking Evil Ray. Stay vigilant WA. #evilray #hillzeez #officialenemyofthesun #slipslopslapseekslide #findshadeinthegreenroom #spf #sunscreen
247 5
2 months ago
An integral part of sun protection is clothing to cover your fragile dermis. That's why we're proud to announce @edgeclothing has joined us as an Official Enemy of the Sun. Head into an Edge store near you, or visit their website, to find Evil Ray stocked. While you're there, grab some long sleeves, long pants and a hat too. #edgeclothing #evilray #slipslopslapseekslide #spf #sunscreen #hillshoist #officialenemyofthesun
176 3
2 months ago
A very friendly enemy of the sun took some photos of our Face & Body. We think they are stupendous. If you ever need a solid photographer, please think of @justforfunzees . We plan to. Also, nice nails. #evilray #photography #officialenemyofthesun #spf #sunscreen
43 3
3 months ago
When Evil Ray listens, we aren't just waiting for our turn to speak. Which is why you can now choose how often your subscription comes in the number of months! Simples. DM us if there are any other things we can improve. We refuse to put fig leafs on any illustrations of the human form though, so don't ask that. #subscriptions #spf #evilray
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3 months ago