Happy 34th birthday to my best friend, my other half, the sexiest turn of the century lighthouse keeper to ever grace this earth 😮💨❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 watching you grow and change over the years has been one of the coolest things I’ve ever gotten to experience. Growing by your side has been the greatest gift!!! To your core you are so kind, unconditionally loving, hard working, honest, creative, smart, funny, and giving. Everyone who meets you loves you and rightfully so, you deserve all the love in the world!!! I can’t wait to keep building our beautiful life and celebrate birthdays and encourage each other’s growth. I love you beyond words!!!
This year was filled with a lot of pain and a lot of love and has shown me how much I really am capable of accomplishing when I do it scared rather than not at all. I’m so lucky and privileged to have the love and support in my life that I do and I wouldn’t have sanity or the ability to remain soft without my loved ones. 2025 made us shed our skins like sexy little snakes but 2026 is for the horse girls and we’re gonna ride off into the sunset with more love, determination, and whimsy than ever before!!!!!!
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I yapped on Substack for the first time in a long time and it feels goooooooood. If you ever wanted to peak inside the mind of this unhinged crone you can do it for free (link in bio)
More photos from the best day on earth!!!! Thank you @brandondacosta for perfectly capturing the chaos goblin energy lol. We appreciate you taking the time out to be there and have a good time with us. I still can’t believe how lucky I am.
First round of photos from the ceremony. Thank you Sure Thing Too for providing the most perfect space and Jasmine for taking the most incredible photos!!! I look like if Mary Magdalene was a vampire and I’m pretty sure that’s my final form. I can’t believe I’m married to the coolest and hottest and funniest and smartest and most perfect man in the universe and I’ll never shut up about it!!!!!
Thank you to everyone who made yesterday so incredible and full of love!!!! Many many many more photos to come but for now I’m gonna drop these sick Polaroids my brother took. IM FUCKIN MARRIED!!!!!! I HAVE A HUSBAND!!!!!! LIFE IS PERFECT!!!!!!
