HERMANN is very pleased with the results of this trainee. Sometimes it takes more than one Menschwerdung course to be successful and that is nothing to worry about. Being human is an ongoing, complex process.
HERMANN Unit K-112 recently received a concerning evaluation from HERMANN HQ following the unsatisfactory pass rates among trainees in the Menschwerdung course in Hamburg. The unit—consisting of Herr Gregor, Herr Titorelli, Herr Josef, and Fräulein Bürstner—has since implemented HQ’s recommendations and tested an improved version of the course with trainees in Berlin.
Fortunately, this revised program has been positively recognized by HERMANN HQ. As a result, Unit K-112 is now proud to announce that it has been granted permission to expand its operations internationally, with its first international deployment to be confirmed soon.
The demand for Menschwerdung courses is higher than ever, and Unit K-112 now fully understands its crucial role in helping people navigate the complexities of being human. HERMANN HQ would like to formally apologize for any inconvenience experienced by trainees in Hamburg and is pleased to report the significantly improved success rates achieved in Berlin.
Your humanity is incomplete — but don’t worry, we’re here to optimize it.
In this workshop performance, transformation becomes obligation, self-improvement turns ritual, and “becoming human” is reduced to a set of precise, bureaucratically approved steps.
📍 ACUD Theater, Berlin
📆 27 & 28 February, 20:00
🎟️ Tickets available at the link in our bio
🎭 Performed in English, with German subtitles
If you want to know how the image of a car in the rain can make you doubt your entire existence, come visit HERMANN‘s Menschwerdung refresher course on the 27th and 28th of february at 8pm @acudtheater Ticket link in bio.
Dear Participant,
After careful observation, you have been selected for the QUICK FIX –
MENSCHWERDUNG WORKSHOP, a refresher course on being human by HERMANN.
Your attendance is required. Not showing up may lead to re-evaluation or reclassification.
HERMANN’s stated aim is simple: to help you become a fully compliant human being,
someone who can move through this world without attracting unnecessary attention. Since
you were, not too long ago, in a different state of being, it is understandable that the details
of human life still cause certain… complications.
During the workshop, HERMANN will guide you through clear and practical steps to
support your final stages of transformation. The lecture includes diagrams, behavioural
instructions, and illustrative case studies—all designed to make everyday human
interaction slightly less overwhelming.
HERMANN looks forward to your presence and is eager to help you. If you have any
questions do not hesitate to contact us via mail ([email protected]) or instagram
(@enter_hermann ).
This person is thirsty.
Reserve your spot for HERMANN‘s Menschwerdung refreshment course and learn how to recognise emotions on the 23rd and 24th of january at 20:00 and on the 25th of january at 14:00 @fleetstreet_theater_hamburg . Reservations via [email protected] or via dm
This person is contemplating theft.
Reserve your spot for HERMANN‘s Menschwerdung refreshment course and learn how to recognise emotions on the 23rd and 24th of january at 20:00 and on the 25th of january at 14:00 @fleetstreet_theater_hamburg . Reservations via [email protected] or via dm
This is happiness.
Reserve your spot for HERMANN‘s Menschwerdung refreshment course and learn how to recognise emotions on the 23rd and 24th of january at 20:00 and on the 25th of january at 14:00 @fleetstreet_theater_hamburg . Reservations via [email protected] or via dm
This is what a rejective person looks like.
Reserve your spot for HERMANN‘s Menschwerdung refreshment course and learn how to recognise emotions on the 23rd and 24th of january at 20:00 and on the 25th of january at 14:00 @fleetstreet_theater_hamburg . Reservations via [email protected] or via dm
