COMING SOON TO JMTSTORE.COM
In 1985, an obscure movie studio was to set to release an exciting action film called “Southpaw Cannon.” On the cusp of its release, established action star Chuck Norris caught wind of this competition and threatened the studio boss. The movie went straight to Betamax. 1,000 action figure toys were produced, but never saw the shelves at Toys ‘R Us. The movie and the toys disappeared from the face of the earth until...
An excavation crew digging the foundation for a new Roy Rogers at the Molly Pitcher Service Area of the New Jersey Turnpike discovered torn and tattered boxes full of an obscure action figure. They were artifacts of a forgotten movie until...
In 2010, an episode of Storage Wars featured a fierce auction of a storage bin in Metuchen, NJ that contained among many fine items, 50 cardboard boxes dusted with decades old dirt and stamped with the words “Southpaw Cannon.” The lucky buyer sliced open a box and had no clue what he was staring at until...
sign up for our email community to win a one-of-a-kind autographed bat designed by @_bat_king of Victus Sports. winner will be announced on the 9/30 livestream at 8pm ET at jmtstore.com … link in bio
COMING SOON TO JMTSTORE.COM
In 1985, an obscure movie studio was to set to release an exciting action film called “Southpaw Cannon.” On the cusp of its release, established action star Chuck Norris caught wind of this competition and threatened the studio boss. The movie went straight to Betamax. 1,000 action figure toys were produced, but never saw the shelves at Toys ‘R Us. The movie and the toys disappeared from the face of the earth until...
An excavation crew digging the foundation for a new Roy Rogers at the Molly Pitcher Service Area of the New Jersey Turnpike discovered torn and tattered boxes full of an obscure action figure. They were artifacts of a forgotten movie until...
In 2010, an episode of Storage Wars featured a fierce auction of a storage bin in Metuchen, NJ that contained among many fine items, 50 cardboard boxes dusted with decades old dirt and stamped with the words “Southpaw Cannon.” The lucky buyer sliced open a box and had no clue what he was staring at until...
we’re experimenting over at the store by letting our fans on our email list community hear new music before anyone else. we know you don’t need more email, but we think this one will be worth it for our fans: jmtstore.com to sign up.
It’s ironic to rail against these platforms while on the platform, but we’re tired of running on the content hamster wheel for billionaires and then when we actually want to talk directly to the fans we’ve earned on these platforms, we have to pay the billionaires for ads.
we got lured into the promise of connecting on these like everyone else, but it was a bait and switch. a decade plus spent building a community on each platform only to have it gatekeeped and monetized by a new gang of billionaires. It’s the old emperor just in tech bro clothes.
so our focus is asking our fans to swing through the store and join our list and let’s rebuild that connection over there: jmtstore.com. yes, we do promote stuff like merch drops, but our aim is to make it worth it by giving you first access to new music, etc.
