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Elyssa Phillips

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𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 ⁣ ⁣ 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 #𝘞𝘩𝘺𝘐𝘮𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 👇🏼
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I know you’ve seen me. Just not like this. 😏 Back with my Laugh Factory fam at @laughfactory.reno 4/23-4/26 with @comicphilmedina . See you soon Reno! #WhyImStillSingle
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25 days ago
Booked. Busy. Still single. 🤓 Dates in bio. 🎤 #whyimstillsingle
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1 month ago
New acting reel just dropped! I also dropped my standards, my dignity, and three exes who thought improv counted as therapy. . . #whyimstillsingle #actingreel #comedienne
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8 months ago
Had such a fun time doing this fundraiser for The Fisherman’s Wife: A Sex Farce With Sea Creatures 🐙 Yes, that is the real title. No, I will not be explaining. Love getting to do comedy for a good cause, with funny people, in support of my friend’s wonderfully unhinged Hollywood Fringe show. Thanks to everyone who came out, and don’t forget to support live theater! 💜
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17 hours ago
The Main Event Misfit Comedy Tour just got even crazier… Please welcome the hilarious Elyssa Phillips to the lineup for our Huntsville, Alabama stop at Shenanigans Comedy Theatre on Friday, June 26! 🌴🎤 One night only. Big energy. Summer tour vibes. And a lineup ready to absolutely tear the roof off Huntsville. 🎟️ Grab your tickets now before this one sells out. #ComedyTour #StandUpComedy #HuntsvilleAL #ShenanigansComedyTheatre #MainEventComedy
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2 days ago
Proof I’m willing to fight for your attention. 💪 Two chances to see me this weekend: 🐙 Friday — L.A. Doing this super fun show to help raise money for The Fisherman’s Wife at Hollywood Fringe. 🌴 Saturday — Carlsbad / San Diego area. Standup with @comedyjuiceca at @playgroundedsd . Swipe for details. Come make my abandonment issues worth it! #whyimstillsingle · 📸: @camriceproductions
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3 days ago
I recently got to perform on Maggie’s Mashup at @westsidecomedy alongside some of my favorite hustlers in this biz. I had such a good time, I didn’t take any pics! Thank god someone else did! Thank you @thatmaggiehyde & @blondebitchla for always looking out for me, and every other L.A. comic out there. 😝💖 #standupcomedy is #whyimstillsingle
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5 days ago
Happy Mother’s Day to every kind of mom out there. Especially mine, the kind of mom who has taught me the importance of strength AND vulnerability, of self-love AND selflessness, and most importantly, that there’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a little matzo brie, oj, and a decaf coffee. 💖 Love you momma! I’ll call you later! I swear! 🤓 #happymothersday
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7 days ago
Proof that doing something good doesn’t always have to be complicated. #StampOutHunger is this Saturday! 💙📬
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10 days ago
Kicked off the Netflix Is A Joke fest by celebrating my bestie’s birthday. Wait... No. Kicked off my bestie’s bday by celebrating at the Netflix Is A Joke fest. Huge congrats to her hubby Nick for being a part of putting together such a magical night! 💙 Thousands of strangers came together last night in the name of laughter and love. We still got it. 🩷
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12 days ago
The Jewish Mother Force is strong. And comes with a side of chicken noodle soup. · #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #jewishmother
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13 days ago
In the words of Barney from “How I Met Your Mother”, last night was legen-wait for it-DARY! ☺️ Thank you @flapperscomedyclub for having me open up for @jaylenosgarage ! To work with some of the GOATS is something I’ll never forget... And neither will my therapist after Monday’s session. 💖 #whyimstillsingle
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15 days ago