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Birthright? Or Birthwrong? @elongold pitches a movie idea to the one and only Larry David. Get ready for the final episode of season 2 with the legend himself. Dropping March 5.
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Let my people laugh! #HappyPassover! #ChagSameach!
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1 month ago
If Trump Created The World! As we celebrate the New Year and the creation of the world I can’t help but wonder what Trump would’ve done differently
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1 year ago
For thousands of years people have blamed the Jews for the world’s ills. From the bubonic plague to Covid. From ‘They killed Christ’ to ‘They killed Kirk’. And now the modern day blood libel is the ‘genocide’ in Gaza. Every civilian death on both sides is a tragedy to Israel and a strategy to Hamas. The destruction of so much of Gaza and any casualties is a direct result of Hamas starting a war that Israel didn’t want or start. Those who try to blame the Jews are ignorant to the reality and history of the conflict. The truth is, it’s Iran and its proxies that are to blame for the wars in Gaza, Lebanon, Yemen
 So please spare me your comments. I’m not interested in your opinion. I just want to Free Iran from the evil regime which will result in a more stable, peaceful region and planet. Vid by @shlomotions
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2 days ago
Happy Mommy Day to my wife, mom, mom in law, sis in laws and to all of the moms out there!! Every day is Mother’s Day because you deserve the recognition, appreciation and love daily! I wrote a card to my mother and she asked me to share it because she feels it applies to many of you. And it does. So enjoy
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Jeffrey Epstein was a vile POS. Every group has its bad apples. He was a Jew in name only. He represented everything that repulses our community and is currently rotting in Hell. He had no religion and hated Israel. We welcome all converts but how do we kick out those like him? And can we start with Harvey Weinstein, Bernie Madoff & Bernie Sanders? (That’s not political. I belong to no party or politician. Bernie voted to defund the Iron Dome which protects the 7 million Jews, 2 million Muslims, Christians, Druze and others living in the state of Israel. If not for the Iron Dome we would’ve seen hundreds of thousands if not millions of casualties. So yeah, he’s no Jew either. We value and protect life. And if you wanna comment- what about Gaza? Here is my answer: Every civilian death is a tragedy to Israel and a victory for Hamas. They invaded a sovereign nation after Israel gave up Gaza in a gesture of peace and are responsible for every single death. War causes death and destruction. Israel never starts or wants war. If our neighbors stopped attacking and initiating wars as they did in 48,67,73,10/7 and almost daily since from Hezbollah in Lebanon, there would be zero casualties on either side.)
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13 days ago
#freeiran
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16 days ago
HAMPTONS Let’s go!!!!! This show will sell out so do not wait to get your tix! Link in bio for tickets. Proceeds will benefit @gittyfoundation for metastatic breast cancer research. Pls donate at gittyfoundation.org
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#yomhashoah Last May we went with @standwithus on our first trip to bear witness to the horrors of The Holocaust. Today is more than a remembrance. It is a reminder to fight back against those who seek our destruction. Thank you @idf for keeping the nation of Israel safe. Don’t stop until the world realizes that when you try to extinguish the Jewish people, the only thing that remains, is not our enemies. But us. #amyisraelchaiđŸ’™đŸ‡źđŸ‡±
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#LetMyPeopleLaugh #HappyPassover #ChagSeach
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The new Ayatollah being Gay is G-d’s way of telling us to be careful who you hate, because it will show up in your family! It is poetic justice that his evil father, who hated gays and would have them executed, had a gay son. And while we’re on the topic, I think the Israelites would’ve benefited from a gay Pharaoh as well
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How much would Larry David have to pay us not to air this episode?Too late! Watch the full episode now.
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2 months ago