Yo! We're back in your orbit! 🛸🛸🛸
See you at Slam Dank Fest Vol. 2
Johannesburg - May 16th!
and Metal4Africa's Wintefest '26
Cape Town - July 25th!
@slamdankproductions@metal4africa
EAT THE ELDERLY live at Slam Dank Fest Vol.1. 🛸🛸🛸
A powerful set captured during the very first Slam Dank Fest, bringing heavy grooves, tight performances, and serious crowd energy to the stage.
The full live performance is out now.
If you were there, what stood out for you?
If you missed it, this is a good place to start.
Experience the full EAT THE ELDERLY live set here:
https://youtu.be/KWN62RYZ9wU
Support local heavy music.💪
#SlamDankFest #EatTheElderly #LiveMetal #SouthAfricanMetal #HeavyMusic #SupportLocalMusic
👴✨👽 When random old people and interdimensional space beings unite, they all agree on one thing:
“I’m going to Ragnarok on the 11th of October to watch ETE.”
If they can make it through wormholes and retirement homes to get there, what’s your excuse?🛸🛸🛸
🔥@eattheelderly@moshmallowband@surdus_metal@walk_these_skies@hilliker.slamz live at Ragnarok 6
📍 Ragnarok, Rumours Lounge Strydompark
📅 11 October 2025
🎟 Tickets: quicket.co.za/events/295003-ragnarok-6
Bringing the extraterrestrial vibes to SDF vol.1 : EAT THE ELDERLY🛸
Transmitting straight from the decaying XXIV CANIS V NEBULA, EAT THE ELDERLY descends with one directive: total annihilation through their uniquely warped take on Brutal Slamming Cosmic Death.
This isn’t your typical sermon of suffering, this is groove-drenched, pit-ready carnage wrapped in the chaos of collapsing galaxies. A three-piece built for riffs that hit like solar flares, breakdowns that bend spacetime, and blast beats designed to scramble your atoms just enough to make you dance.
Expect astral dissonance, suffocating atmospheres, and guttural transmissions torn from the edges of the void, all delivered with a grin and a wink. Their sound flirts with madness, decay, and existential dread... but still gets the crowd moving.
This isn’t music you hear, it’s music that takes over.
Heavy, weird, and unrelentingly fun — Eat The Elderly doesn’t just destroy, they do it with style.
🔥 The fire is out of control: More bands, more chaos, more carnage still to come.
Get your tickets now and be part of Slam Dank history.
🎟️ Tickets available at: https://qkt.io/biDLRU
🪐 EAT THE ELDERLY TURNS 1 TODAY 🍽
One solar cycle ago, a cosmic disturbance tore through the void… and Eat The Elderly was born.
Since then, we’ve delivered planetary slams, interdimensional grooves, and guttural transmissions across stages and systems.
From void to venue, you’ve helped feed our hunger, and we’re just getting started.
Massive thanks to everyone who’s moshed, moved, screamed, booked, and believed.
Year two promises more chaos, more volume, and more gravitational collapse.
Stay brutal. Stay weird.
Eat The Elderly is hungry.
🛸🛸🛸
Incase you haven't heard the news from yesterday, we've unofficially broken up..
If you did hear the news yesterday and haven't figured it out yet. Happy April fools! 👀😂🛸
Our new song 'NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE' is out now on everything! More on the way! 🤠🥳
Fr even tho we were trolling, you guys sent us so many rad dm's ✨ the support you all give us for such a young band is beyond amazing, tysm folks 💪🫶
P.s. Don't forget to get your tickets to see us live on the 26th of April!!! We'll be crash landing in The Sermon: Part 1 at Railways Cafe with Mithras Crowned and many more ! 🛸🛸🛸
Get your tickets in our comments and bio! 👀
See you there and Stay Brutal!!!
#ETE #NPLTH #eattheelderly
We have an unfortunate announcement: Cameron has joined a secret organization that forbids modern music, Theo is convinced our lyrics contain hidden prophecies, and Dylan won’t tell us where he’s been for the last two weeks. We can no longer continue as a band in good conscience. Read our Full statement in the comments or our bio.
