The Teefs
Ixodidae Dentes; parasitiformes (while preferring a corpse) are capable of placing themselves among the teeth of the host while asleep or otherwise unconscious. The species carry within them a small pocket of venom that acts as an anesthetic injected into the gums via their small needle tipped appendages. The original tooth is removed and (usually) pushed towards the back of the mouth to be swallowed. Teefs then place themselves in the remaining cavity- - -
Apologies, will finish later, bad headache
little gifts designed by me and hand embroidered by the insanely talented @grimelkat who randomly picked this up as a hobby like 3 weeks ago
(ps sorry for ruining the surprise if you haven’t received yours yet)
• The Porn Norns; Ärgang, Amatør, and Kunstig. The past present and future of erotica is made, unmade, and altered, by these elusive beings. Their rare public asservastions are whispered, muffled and breathy, beneath the Honte Serviettes.
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Pizza Party
In the bottom right corner; The freshly reformed husk of The Wizard Chippy of the Flesh Woods with his dog Louis
On the right; Dandelion the rabbit, granddaughter to Nyx God of Night, and current Ruler of Limbo. Astride her consort Jonatan, grandson of Livyatan.
To the top right; The doll-bound spirits of the remaining members of The Blackpool Society for Heretical Inquiries & Occult Inquest.
Top left; The Nascent Gods of Caelum Stultioris
Center left; Behemot ‘Snoopy’ Claus III, Lord Host to the twin cities of Blame and Burden. While currently existing at an inconceivably large scale, he attends social events through his simulacrum avatar - Lil’ Snoop.
Bottom left corner; Capt. Pizza Rat (whose birthday party this is) and his crew aboard their beloved revenant class ship The Rossinante. Accompanied by Chief Security Officer to the Rat Kingdom, Cuchilla Yaw.
Center bottom; The Knights of The House Order of Gristle, whose members are plucked from deciduous timelines by The Nascent Gods. Each one, stolen from their own doomed reality, is chosen for a capability or craft deemed too important to be lost to the gaping maw of the void. The three shown are the best at cutting pizza in any and all realities.
printed by @nextchapter_studio
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#pizzaparty #pizza #pizzarat #riso #risograph #nobhill #wizard #dog #rabbit #nyx #skeleton #octopus #guts #bones #demon #rats #bugs #gods
Tried “decorating” my “sketchbook” in an attempt “to be chill” and “have fun with it” but “fell into a hole” of “existential imposter syndrome” and “relentless despair” instead so… 🤷♀️
#oops #funinthesun #summer #party #sketchbook #rot #death #albuquerqueartist #stickers #collage #newbootgoofin