How’s your head? I’ve had several complaints
Had a blast covering @missislandqueenkw for work last week and getting to meet some of the amazing humans who truly embody the meaning of #OneHumanFamily. Congrats to all the contestants who raised over $214,000 for @samuelshousekw and to our reigning Miss Island Queen 2026, Auna Bender. A true representation of the power of drag and all that us queens and kings can do!
On another note: can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that I’ve finally started to blend my makeup and no longer walk around looking like a container of Neapolitan ice cream.
No Pride Month plans? No problem 🏳️🌈
After a short break (we know you missed us), your favorite drag brunch is BACK and better than ever to kick off the Pride festivities the only way we know how: with stilettos, stunts, and a whole lot of sass.
Join in on the celebrations at “Drag Me To The Keys” on Saturday, June 6th at Crooked Palm Cabana (@crookedpalmcabana ). Whether you’re heading down to Key West Pride later that weekend or just looking for a place to scream “YAS QUEEN” at the top of your lungs… this is exactly where you want to be.
Doors open at 11 AM
Show starts at 12 PM
$15 cover at the door
First-come, first-served seating
Meet your Queens of the Cabana:
❤️ Double Dietrich (@doubledflkeys )
🧡 Brandy B (@thebrandybe )
💛 Darwynn (@dear_darwynn )
💚 Kennedy Waldorf (@kennedywaldorfmia )
💙 Scarlit Fatale (@scarlit_fatale )
💜 Star Wilderness Dion (@starwildernessdion )
UPPER KEYS… 👏 LET’S 👏 WAKE 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 and show our community why we take so much PRIDE in calling this island our home.
See you all soon 💋
They always told me I’d have my name in the papers 🗞️✨
Feeling incredibly honored to have been featured in @keysweeklyupperkeys and to have had the chance to share my journey not just within the world of drag but also in building space for the LGBTQIA+ community in a place where queer representation and visibility does not exist.
What started as something I did in my living room, surrounded by close friends, has grown into hosting, producing, and selling out shows in venues I could have never imagined seeing drag in during my 8 years of calling the Florida Keys my home. Seeing those spaces now filled with both familiar faces and new ones, all screaming with joy for every single performance, has been nothing short of life-changing.
I’m deeply grateful to my friends, family, and sisters who have supported me every high-heeled step of the way and I’m so excited to continue creating a more inclusive and vibrant community here in the Upper Keys.
A huge thank you to @whoischarlotte for the fabulous article and for helping amplify my story.
PS: The next drag brunch is Saturday, June 6. Mark your calendars now and get ready to celebrate Pride Month, Double Dietrich style 😉
Build it and they will come 💙
Truly honored to be the queen leading the charge of creating a drag scene in the Upper Keys and eternally grateful to every single person who has supported me in getting to this very point.
I never could have imagined hosting shows, let alone seeing drag, in some of the places that I’ve so frequently visited in my 8 years of calling the Keys my home but yet… HERE. WE. ARE.
There is so much more talent to be showcased, kikis to be had, and queer joy to be shared… and I cannot wait to experience it with you all ✨
Sister… I’m PICKLED 🥒
Ya girl recently had her debut @dolllinkup performance and lemme tell you, IT WAS A KI. I always talk about focusing on “just having fun” while performing but this was arguably one of the first times where I truly felt it. So much to the point that I, for a brief moment, thought I was a stunt queen (insert bloody knee here).
A huge shout out to @arieselita and @linerbaddie for not only having me but for allowing me to bring my quirky campy goofy drag to the @villaintheater stage. I’m truly amazed by what you have created for the trans and queer community.
OH AND CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS NEW WIG BY @mugsbykris because I am literally OBSESSED. Like plz bury me in this unit.
Videos courtesy of @sinamen.jpg@dominick.trixx@ghettohoodbitch@soleilladiosa@em.yelena
📞✨ RING RING RING ✨📞
So like… are you ready to go round two?
The PREMIER drag brunch of the Upper Keys, “Drag Me To The Keys” is BACK for its second edition, hosted by the one and only freshwater conch herself… Double Dietrich.
Trust us when we say, this is a lineup you DON’T WANT TO MISS. So snag your dive gear and slip below the surface at Crooked Palm Cabana (@crookedpalmcabana ) on Saturday April 18th for a show that’s creating a storm surge unlike anything the Keys has ever experienced before.
11 am doors, 12 pm showtime, $15 cover
Meet your Queens and Kings of the Cabana:
🪸 Double Dietrich (@doubledflkeys )
🧜🏼♀️ Ariesela (@arieselita )
🌊 Brandy B (@the_brandyb )
👑 Dominick Trixx (@dominick.trixx )
🐠 Linerbaddie (@linerbaddie )
🌅 Kennedy Waldorf (@kennedywaldorfmia )
Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis so be sure to set more alarms than you do for the first morning of Mini Season because just like the reef… the Cabana is gonna be PACKED.
See you in a month 💋
PS: those of you who get the reference at the start of the caption…you are “Drag Me To The Keys” OGs and we very much love you for it