Dial now to get everything you’ve ever desired 😈 Here at DOOM Inc we know how to put the sin in synergy and our operators @michael_grubbs_@jessguts and @fak35miles are eager to show you how to do it too ☎️ Head to the link in our bio to listen on the evil streaming platform of your choice 💀
This year we are thankful for the villain our lives. Without the villain, we might not even be here at all because nothing brings a crew together quite like someone that represents everything you stand against. @fak35miles isn’t a villain but he knows how to get into their mindset, putting a mischievous voice to their evil energy, as you can hear for yourself on “The Villain’s Anthem,” now out everywhere. Who’s the villain in your life and what do they stand for?
You may think you’re safe at home, away from war but sometimes the war comes to you. Fresh from the frontlines @fak35miles is knocking at your door, bringing the enemy with him, swords in hand, ready for action ⚔️ “The War at the Door” is the sound of battle in all its gory glory, enlist now at the link in our bio 🪖
Astroturf marketing! Sock puppets! Dalliances with influencers who may or may not have been part of the January 6th insurrection! These things can’t be all bad if so many artists are doing them, right? After all, there is no synergy without a heavy dose of sin 😈 Call now while operators are still standing by! Or at the very least head to that link in our bio for more details on how we can help you be a real celebrity by putting the sin in synergy!
Don’t touch that dial! DOOM Inc. has a special offer for YOU!!! We’re bringing you a decadent new sound so you better act fast before word gets around to all those other hopefuls looking to be found!!! Call now and learn how to put the SIN in SYNERGY 😈
AS SEEN (AND HEARD) ON TV!!! Our newest operative @michael_grubbs_ is a smooth talking agent of sin-dication, using his skills behind the mic, the piano, the mixing desk and the bar to lure you over to the dark side. You can hear him on our single “(We Put the Sin in) Synergy” this Wednesday May 13th but make sure to also check out his project @yourfutureghost and his work as a composer on @everyoneisdoinggreat now on Netflix!
And in case you need a refresher, our veteran operatives @fak35miles and @jessguts are back for Synergy, read all about them and their projects 👀
Thanks @kutx for picking our upcoming single “(We Put the Sin in) Synergy” for Song of the Day and helping us in our goal to become the best little psy op in Texas 😈 Listen at the link in our Stories and at KUTX, single officially drops May 13!
Is it even possible to make it in music anymore without being a psy op? Are fake fans more important than real ones? We’re not here to answer questions like that but we are here for when you want help from the dark side. We put the sin in synergy (and you can too!), just give us a call, our operators @michael_grubbs_@jessguts and @fak35miles will be standing by on May 13th for all your needs 😈
Are you ready to dial in to DOOM Inc season 2? We’re back on May 13th with “(We Put the Sin in) Synergy,” a disco sleaze anthem for people who prefer their pop to have some psy op infusions. Featuring @michael_grubbs_@jessguts of @subparsnatch and @fak35miles , “Synergy” sounds like Giorgio Moroder collabing with LCD Soundsystem and absolutely was no funded in whole or in part by the CIA 😉 Hit the link in our profile to prepare yourself 😈
The capitalists disguised as communists at @nprmusic save the biggest desks for their leaders and make destitute musicians compete for an opportunity to utilize the tiny desks that are left around the office.
We teamed up with our operative @fak35miles to infiltrate this inhumane competition with a live performance of our anthem “The War at the Door,” complete with the requisite tiny desk. The rhythm section was too dirty to be allowed into the tiny desk space and were confined to the laundry room. If DOOM Inc and Fak3 5miles win this competition, we will clean up the rhythm section and also buy a larger desk to be shared with the community. Watch our full submission at the link in our bio 💀
