We love @bathcityfarm and they love my short shorts (longer ones make me look ‘stumpy’ according to my wife, so blame her and her issues with my height).
A highlight was the loud fart I did and pretended it was Plum the pig. Sadly we were not as alone as I thought, and there was a lady right behind me. It was awful. I just walked. Anyway, you should go as they do excellent coffee!
🐔 🐷 🐴 🐐 🐍 🦍
I blocked our (rubbish) toilet window with my new sauna. Mrs F was aggressively unhappy. I asked my mate @eloise_kohn to do a job for me. Mrs F is now aggressively happy. As am I.
Lucky to have clever mates x
Who inspired David Flatman? Not Who You’d Expect 👀 Growing up, he admired England’s greatest prop, Jason Leonard, but when it came to childhood heroes, he admits it wasn’t the front row that inspired him most. Instead, he dreamed of scoring tries like winger Chris Oti, copying him every time he played at school or the club. The only problem? Oti was lightning quick… and David was a front-rower with zero pace!
🎧 Hear the full story on Rugby Legends Podcast.
👇 Which players inspired you growing up?
#DavidFlatman #EnglandRugby #PremiershipRugby #RugbyPodcast #RugbyUnion
@dflatman@jasonleonard114@englandrugby
Big news from Dress2kill… We’re proud to announce that David Flatman is officially joining the team as an ambassador.
Flats has been wearing and supporting Dress2kill for years, so this felt like a natural step- a perfect fit in every sense.
They don’t come much bigger than this. And with 27 years of experience behind us, we’ll continue doing what we do best: kitting out the very best in the business.
Welcome to the team, David 🤝
#dress2kill
@dflatman
Mega few days over with @rorybest2 and @danbiggar_ in Northern Ireland. All with @historicroyalpalaces
Pics:
1. Besty put me in a hole. And we all look like FBI agents.
2. Just three guys whose backs can’t stand standing up for more than about 15 minutes. Rugby is great.
3. Cool place, but Besty was mainly on his phone.
4. Biggs taking another pic of Besty on his phone.
5. @wolfe_dan asked me to post this because he thought it made him look tidy. He ain’t wrong in fairness.
Biggs stayed in King Charles’ room. #Lion
🗣️ “He’s ours for the long term. I hope.”
@leicestertigers CEO Andrea Pinchen on the value of Geoff Parling to the group 🐯
📺 Catch the full episode of the Rugby Breakdown on the TNT Sports YouTube channel
"Without killing me" 🤣
David Flatman jumps in the Gloucester scrum to give us a POV angle right in the mix 🎥
📺 Watch the Gloucester Breakdown on YouTube now! 🏉