🌎 Share before flat earthers vote again 🤣
Flat earthers — you were right! We owe you an apology. We’re in a snow globe with a painted ceiling. He’s here to fix it.
#comedy #flatearth
Performed by Jacob Calomino
Animated by Maksim Karpylev
Sound design by Alex Butov Jr.
🚀 Share before Democrats block this 🤣
He brought the Navy. The Air Force. Space Force. And one giant toothpick.
Tag a flat earther 🥞🤣
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Performed by Jacob Calomino
Animated by Maksim Karpylev
Sound design by Alex Butov Jr.
🟡 Share before Biden finds the middle one 🤣
He’s colorblind. He can’t even tell you which one’s yellow. It’s the middle one, okay?
Tag a friend who hesitates at every light 🤣🚦
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Performed by Jacob Calomino @jacobcalyo
Animated by Maksim Karpylev @maxproductionteam
Sound design by Alex Butov Jr. @bootaf
🌹 Share this with your mom — it counts as calling 🤣
We’re canceling Mother’s Day until we figure out what’s going on. Millions of mothers voted Democrat. It’s a catastrophe.
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Performed by Jacob Calomino
Animated by Maksim Karpylev
Sound design by Alex Butov Jr.
🤯 BREAKING: Trump unveils the ballroom👇
Sources confirm the new ballroom features a casino, a McDonald’s buffet, a chocolate fountain, an indoor water park, and an MMA octagon in the middle of the dance floor. Foreign dignitaries are already complaining the slot machines never pay out. 🤣 Slow news week, apparently. 🎰
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Performed by @jacobcalyo
Animation by @maxproductionteam
Sound design by @bootaf
🍫 Trump Busted Willy Wonka 🚨
Willy Wonka has been luring kids into his factory for decades. Kids falling into chocolate rivers. Turning into blueberries. Oompa Loompas working around the clock. Nobody did anything. Biden didn’t even know who Willy Wonka was.
We did it. We took the factory. And now the federal government has chocolate like you wouldn’t believe. 🍫🇺🇸
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Animation: @maxproductionteam
Performance: @jacobcalyo
Sound: @bootaf
🚨 Trump Saved America in 1776 🇺🇸
The British were coming. Nobody knew before me. George Washington was sitting in a tavern drinking tea.
We rode at midnight. We WARNED the colonies. We looked through the spyglass and we saw every single ship.
Eight ships. We counted them. Nobody else counted them. We counted ALL EIGHT.
America exists because of MY ride. You’re welcome. 🇺🇸🌙
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Animation: @maxproductionteam
Performance: @jacobcalyo
Sound: @bootaf
