2026 has been kaleidoscopic so far 🔥 💐
Gonna take this opportunity to post some of the cool things that have happened and also promote my solo show which is about...
Masculinity, sxuality & how those two things accumulated into me being cast in a small part in a vampire movie 🍿
1. 🧛🏻 FANGSEXUAL - Saturday 30th May 6:30pm 🧛🏻 Insane poster design by @gilustrates who was is super talented and also just a really nice human being. Hire herrrr
2. On set getting into sxy vampire state of mind
3. Opening for @ashgavs 😊♥️
4. New headshots with @nia.studio.london
5. Comedy in Ibiza w/cat
6. Comedy in London w/ @blankpeng404
7. Vamp teeth fitting
8. Los Fangs
9. John Mulaney at The Palladium
10. Sea - Gym view in Gran Canaria
11. Vampire Club
12. Elevator selfie 10 times a day in Las Palmas
13. Drying her nails
14. 10 year residence - looking criminal
15. Arnaud & Manuel en Madrid
16. C Kirk material in front of an LGBTQ+ crowd absolutely slaps
17. Teaching university students how to be toxic like us
18. Just good fashion really
19. Bunch of lovely supportive people
20. Ah, come on. Purple Disco Machine 😈
GRAB TICKETS TO MY SHOW FROM THE LINK IN MY BIO.
Uh-oh! Didn't mean to hurt her feelings with this one. Things can get heated in the moment sometimes on stage and you say the first thing that comes to mind. It's not personal, you're just up there trying to give your art to the world.
We checked on her afterwards and she spent the night in A&E but was discharged in the morning. Nothing but 5th degree burns, luckily. Wishing you a speedy recovery. Forever yours, Dan.
#comedy #standup #heckler #comedian #crowdwork
It's Sant Jordi this week in Catalonia
So make when selling books that those pesky women don't plan on reading it themselves! 🌹♥️🐉
#catalunya #santjordi
Last month I earnestly asked a WhatsApp group of comedians their advice on what to name my comedy show.
This was a mistake.
There were 3 options to pick from. They chose none of them and suggested their own. Here are some highlights.
I've blocked out the names of the comics that I respect and wish no harm done to their future careers.
Come see my work in progress show !
May 30th 6:30pm
The Comedy Clubhouse (TKTS in bio)
Last one sold outtt so let's do that again.
"Cats & Catalans, same person." 😺
-- Watch till the end --
DARREN CULLEN returns to host this week's Friday Night Live at 10pm!
With ANDRÉ DE FREITAS headlining 🇵🇹
They'll both be joined by Benjamin Pabla, Yoky Yu, Kim Skinner & Naz!
Friday 10pm - Grab Tickets ONLINE - Weekend Shows Often Sell Out 😬
#comedy #standupcomedy #catalunya #barcelona #catalan
