Just reminding you all that I’m currently on tour around Australia with a new hour. Here’s the current score:
- Canberra sold-out so we added another show on November 21st.
- Gold Coast has like 20 tickets left
- final shows in Adelaide this weekend, Saturday is already half sold-out
- Melbourne next week and Friday is almost sold-out, Saturday not far behind
- Penrith has almost every single ticket left
- Perth both shows have less than 50% of tickets left and they’re my biggest ever WA shows
- Sydney shows are all selling, Chatswood especially moving quick but Bondi has heaps
- Brisbane whole run already 30% sold out
- Newcastle has heaps left … like so many
I’m very grateful that things are selling so well. I’ve been at this a long time and I’m ready to become an overnight success. Cheers.
Everything about Australia Day has changed apart from the date. From my special ‘White & Wrong’ streaming on YouTube via @800pgm #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #comedian #standup #jokes #australia #australiaday
I had an incredible run @sydneycomedyfestival this year. Every show sold-out, including my biggest audience ever of over 500 people. It was about 1400 people all up in 4 night which is crazy. Thanks to everybody who came down this year, or any of the other 9 years I’ve done the festival. I don’t get media coverage of any kind. But somehow enough of you have found me online, saw me at a gig or been confused by the tracksuit and bought tickets to the point where I can have a career. I’m genuinely humbled by it. And for it to be in my hometown with friends and family is very nice. Hopefully we’ll go even bigger in 2027. And don’t worry, it hasn’t gone to my head - I’ve included photos of me doing a gig on a moving Sydney ferry and at an afternoon pub crawl which also both happened this month. Oh and I’ve got one more Sydney encore show at The Comedy Store on June 13th if you missed out. Cheers.
When I moved to London I had the exact same experience as every Australian person who moved to London.
Shows coming up around Australia:
Brisbane 21-24/05
Sydney 13/06
Newcastle 24/07
Canberra 21/11
Fremantle 28/11
Perth 29/11
#standup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #aussiesinlondon
Been so good being home in Sydney. Please see attached photographic evidence of cherished family time. Also my @sydneycomedyfestival are almost completely sold out*, only one with tickets available is May 16th @darlingquartertheatre … so I added ONE LAST SYDNEY SHOW ON JUNE 13TH. If you missed out in May hopefully catch you in June. That’s honestly it though for a while. Cheers.
*this includes the big room @factory_theatre which is 500 seats and officially my biggest ever solo show. Cool.
#sydneycomedyfestival #sydney #comedyfestival
I noticed a child in the crowd at my show and his Dad got defensive.
More Australian tour dates coming up:
Sydney 15-16/05
Brisbane 21-24/05
Newcastle 24/07
Canberra 21/11
Fremantle 28/11
Perth 29/11
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup #comedian #australia
Things are going good at the moment so here’s five random photos of me smiling (I had to go back to June 2025 to find 5). Thanks to everybody who has bought a ticket this year, finally home in Sydney for a couple of weeks and the only shows with tickets left are Chatswood, Marrickville & Darling Harbour… and there’s not many left for those either. Cheers.
Trying to have a kid is not like the priest taught me.
Shows on sale all over Australia:
Sydney 08-16/05
Brisbane 21-24/05
Newcastle 24/08
Canberra 21/11
Fremantle 28/11
Perth 29/11
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup #comedian #fertility
I’m finally home for a long time (17 days). Sydney, it’s time for you to come check out the new hour. Bondi is already sold out, so you’ve got Chatswood*, Marrickville** or Darling Harbour*** to choose from. Hope to see you there. Cheers.
*the Strathfield of the north
**craft breweries staffed by rescue greyhounds
***strictly for tourists since Sega World shut down
#sydney #sydneycomedyfestival #sydneycomedy #australia
Australians greet our Prime Minister very differently to how Americans greet their President.
Come see me live on tour:
Bondi 08/05 (SOLD OUT)
Chatswood 09/05
Marrickville 15/05
Darling Harbour 16/05
Brisbane 21-24/05
Newcastle 24/07
Canberra 21/11
Fremantle 28/11
Perth 29/11
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #auspol
I’m raising my son gay.
Come see me live around Australia:
Chatswood 09/05
Marrickville 15/05
Darling Harbour 16/05
Brisbane 21-24/05
Newcastle 24/07
Canberra 21/11
Fremantle 28/11
Perth 29/11
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup #comedian #parenting
