Fiddler Crabs having a #crabrave on the beach (much like human dancing, the idea here is the crabs want to outdo each other on the dancefloor for the female's attention!) Source: /r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/o6xno7/fiddler_crabs_showing_off_their_dance_moves/
So it's official - my ligamwnt is miraculoudly intact!!! ... It turns out however, I've been waking on TWO FRACTURES in my leg. So first off the doctor couldn't believe I was making to work withouth screaming in pain....(yeah Big man-points for me!) they fulfilled my dream.... IM BIONIC MUTTHAFUKKA!
Also small side note: I dont knowabout anyone else but the #NHS have been amazing to me
Ok, well according to the Japanese Priority seat sign you need to give your seat to... anyone with a sizeable erection, not event comment on he second one, anyone having a house party in their uterus, pregnant Women, or... people in the process of giving birth?!
FOR SALE:
One electric longboard
Almost brand new -
Only 7 minutes of use!
One previous owner - bit of a twat
33 year old copywriter with TWO torn ligaments
& To the 13 year old kid who saw the whole thing, thanks for saying 'THAT look like it REALLY hurt', and leaving me to lie in the middle of the road... My ego genuinely could not have handled being helped at that moment.
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