Last blog post!! Who reads these things anyway? Probably got one more regular post and then I'm fucking off of this Instagram account! If u want my number holler at me as usual
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Hey y'all! My Campaign ended and I'm starting a new one!! Catch up or join up cause I am totally getting off Instagram after this next round of posts!!
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D&D has been hard!!!
The past three sessions all pretty much taking place in one city, Sturmalong. Butttttttttt, the characters have established themselves there and have since formed some strong bonds !!
Last night, the party realized they were wholly unprepared to go to Blood Island. They have very little experience, a loose coalition of folks, no ship, etc etc etc. Soo, for a quick mini session we randomly generated some islands for Staerge and Burps Callahan. They're mechanic builder types trying to find a place to build a base for a future guild😈 All that while Gastro and Jimmy got fucked up at the Salt and Pepper Splatoon(Gastro was too scared to drink) and met their new friend, Tunes. She showed up with this Candy Clone Butterscotch man named Scott. Scott gave everyone some D.S.L. and they partied!! Eventually the owner of the bar forced everyone out to go find her drunkard father who wandered into the city. So, the characters(and Butterscotch Scott) all went outside, tripping balls, looking for the wandering Dad. But, they come across this Policeman on a *Ching Ching bike chasing this person throwing up sum Graf. The Characters all attempt to stop the cop, eventually, Tunes pulls out some rope and lassos the policemen. He starts screaming. Blah blah blah he's seen their faces and he won't forget!! Blah blah blah. Jimmy pulls out a flintlock pistol. A look of terror goes across the pigs face, when all of a sudden, a small old man comes up being the cop and bashes his head in with a stick. "Y'all know where the Salty Splatoon is?"
The old drunkard dad saved them from the *Ching Ching policeman. So they took him back to the bar and the bartender, Dizy Lue, rewarded them with an ultra rare bottle of wine
But yeah, that was session 5 lol
Note: the story at the bar? Completely randomly generated. I made 4 tables that you roll on. One for a randomly generated NPC to be Tunes' friend. One to be the problem. One for a plot twist. And one for the reward. It turned out to be a perfect drunk night story to introduce a new character!! So much fun yo
D&D!! YAS BITCH😈💋
The first two sessions have been a rocky but major success!!
Session 1:
The party was on a sea train being ferried across the Toon Sea when the most fearsome candy pirates known to Sturmalong attacked their vessel! Cap'n Candy Beard and his ship, the Black Swirl were no joke! However, through sheer tenacity, brute force, and a bit of luck the party not only captured the Captain, but also sank the pirate ship. There it lay, to this day, at the bottom of the Toon Sea... However, after being stranded on their sea train, a strange vessel approached them. The Captain of this small ship was called Detective Fishcake, a leather trench coat wearing, deal making, sus ASF sunuva gun. Strangely, Detective Fishcake seemed to be a goldfish inside a glass bowl affixed to a leather clothed body, with a dope ass detectives hat atop the bowl. He offered all the passengers a deal, "I scratch your back, you scratch mine." The rest of the passengers would owe him a favour... Or money. But the party would help him save his first mate, Larry Snekman lll. In return he would transport everyone to their destination in the west, the great city on the sea! Sturmalong! They all agreed, but did they have a choice?
Keep on the lookout for future session recaps and some bios for the player characters!!
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Dis is da Evil Bimbo that's running your local gay ASF DND campaign... Hmu if you wanna play at some point! It's an opt in, opt out, episodic type dealio! Low commitment, all dat good shit yo
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