“You have a reptilian nature that is just so positive,” someone said to another person while I peed in the stall.
“You do and say all the right things, I mean, you do and say whatever you want, which is the same thing.”
“Omg just fyi this is my Reformation dress I got at a sample sale,” the reptilian said. “I won’t tell you where that was.”
“Hahaha,” they gargled.
“That’s my little secret. But about being a reptilian, whatever that is, I don’t know, I just know it’s good.”
The restaurant had tiled floors that were advertised as non-fatal. As in the hardness wouldn’t kill you if you tripped and fell. During our time there two people slipped and hit the floor, slapping the tiles with their exposed summer fat and not dying at all.
