Not to be gay online but today is my 10 year sober date. I will celebrate my freedom from addiction by exercising compulsively and checking Instagram 400 times. If Dallas and Houston don’t sell out I will relapse, which would probably give me a nice new 5 minutes . All love
🐳 JUST ANNOUNCED: Conor Janda (@conorjanda ) is headlining night one of Blue Whale Comedy Festival on Thursday, August 20 at LowDown (@lowdowntulsa ).
Conor can be seen on Netflix in Kevin Hart's Funny AF, on Don't Tell Comedy's channel, and was named a 2025 New Face of Comedy at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal.
🎟️ Tickets on sale now! Grab yours at the link in our bio.
This is what it would be like if you booked me on your corporate show. I promise not to try to get everyone to unionize. I look forward to hearing from you black rock associates and pwc and Bombas HQ
Coming up next month 🗣️ @conorjanda hits the stage June 10th for one night only ✨
Tickets are moving fast 💨 Lock in your seats early at PunchLineIrving.com!
I cut this from my don’t tell set because kathy hochul’s name recognition is too low because she doesn’t have allegations, which I guess is the downside of women in politics.
About to add a million tour dates so join my mailing list at link in bio :) I’ll never email you except if I come to your city and even then I probably won’t but please join it !!!!! PLEASE okay all love
I’m responding to Slack messages during Pilates, so I’m also not in a good place to receive feedback. You don’t need the post to look good, @conorjanda .
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