Hello, generous patron of the arts.
I am but a humble 21-year-old, and I would like to purchase this Picasso.
I can offer you $1,000.
I will hang this painting carefully. I will treasure it. I will speak to it respectfully. And I vow to never sell it to a hedge fund.
Please let me know if this arrangement suits your philanthropic instincts.
Warm regards,
Mr. C. C. Skinner
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