Reast easy bestie!!!
We all love you very very much and I'm glad to have those precious years that we got to share together, riding through monotonous days. Occasionally having fun, getting in to arguments, or not speaking, just gazing at the flat screen. I was lucky to meet you and watch you grow into a slightly more mature guy than the shithead I first met. I'm so sad I won't get to grow more with you but we're all growing for you and definetly won't forget the scars you left with us so we'll have no excuse to leave your memory behind!
"Insert Ollie Catchphrase"