chris dinh

@chrisdinh

When I was a kid, I stepped on a rusty nail. Instead of going to a doctor, I splashed some of my dad's whiskey on it. Does that count as a bio?
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Dagnammit! I could've sworn I saw some Thai Basil somewhere in this lush, impenetrable bed of weeds last week! *Sighs in depressed* 😭
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5 years ago
Uhm... My eyes are UP HERE! SHEESH!
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5 years ago
Time for an eye check up! "How many am holding up?" "Zero. You are holding Zero bacons"
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5 years ago
Which of the following don't belong: a.) Joint Birthday b.) Family & Friends c.) Loved ones d.) Snake season e.) Alpacas f.) None of the above
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5 years ago
You know how they say we all turn into our mothers? Awesome. Love you mom!
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6 years ago
Nothing stings quite like getting rejected by a doggy.
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6 years ago
Uh oh... I don't think it's supposed to do that...
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6 years ago
I'd like you to meet our lil' kubota, the most important member of the farm. Favorite activity: Moving dirt around. Favorite food: Low sulfur diesal fuel Favorite animal: Gopher. Because they also like to move dirt around. Favorite game: peekaboo
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6 years ago
Always grateful inspired when I get to witness my dad in a creative zone. Also, I made a pretty important realization after watching him turn my sad, sad attempt at a firepit into a masterpiece. So you know how we get half our dna from both of our parents? I think my dad was very selfish and did not give me any of his creative/artistic genes. That's pretty messed up and I'm not happy about this. From what I've surmised, I inherited all of the negative neurotic aspects of a creative/artistic person BUT NONE OF THE ACTUAL CREATIVE/ ARTISTIC PARTS.
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6 years ago
Tesla's Sentry Mode vs Prius Protector Mode. Now available at your local 99 cent store.
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6 years ago
This lil wood stove has been a game changer. Simple, straightforward. Keeps me warm and cozy at night. Makes great cup of coffee in the morning. My only complaint is that the conversations are a little one sided. Also terrible smokers breath.
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6 years ago
Have you ever had one of those unexpected flashes or glimpses of the future that comes out of nowhere? And it feels so real that it's more like a memory than imagination. Kinda like a memory that hasn't happened yet. There was a particularly vivid one recently where my mom, my brother, his gf, my dad and his wife were all hanging out on our farm. There was no tension or negativity. We were simply there and everyone was okay. At Peace. And somehow the farm helped that happen. It was really nice. It got me a little emotional. I might've cried... Okay, you're right, I did cry a little. Okay, okay, okay... I cried for an embarrassing amount of time. - I was thinking the other day about how it's been a decade since we've all been together in the same place. I just didn't see how it was possible. But maybe I gave up too easily. Whatever that glimpse was sure made it feel possible. I'm not sure... I'm just thinking out loud now. What was this post about? Oh yeah, new herbs are in the ground!!! This here land hasn't seen these herbs in ages! Little trivia... we used to sell these to supermarkets like Ranch 99. If your parents used to shop for herbs at Asian markets in OC back in the day, chances are you might have consumed something I sneezed on. Can't wait to share more!
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6 years ago