You know you’ve made it in life when someone creates a fake IG account of you, complete with a profile pic from when you were five.
Take that, haterz. I’m finally famous! #finally #famous #finallyfamous
I can now officially reveal why I was in Vancouver for six weeks: I was scouting this OT prospect from the University of British Columbia for the Detroit Lions, aka the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports. So glad the front office took my advice and drafted this kid. The Lions are now guaranteed to win the Super Bowl. You’re welcome.
Last weekend I saw a painting at the Vancouver Art Gallery that made me stop in my tracks. Not sure why.
Found a book about the artist in the gift shop afterwards. It’ll probably just sit on my shelf back in LA. But still, no regrets.
That was the most difficult hike I have ever done. Shout out to all the elfin Canadians who rocketed past me, seemingly unencumbered by gravity or pain.
