🚨BREAKING: TMZ says we broke up. We say… we’re just in pre-production. 🎤📱
Sources claim “infighting” — but we call it creative tension over the next untitled parody. (No spoilers)
Ben harbored secret feelings?
Cat didn’t care?
Rocco’s? West Hollywood? Gaslighting???
We can neither confirm nor deny.
All we’ll say is:
We don’t steal phones.
We expose the ones who do.
Do you think Ben and Cat will get the band back together?
#PhoneStealingClub
#InvestigativePopJournalism
#SatireButMakeItPersonal
#CatDidntCare
#BenStillDoes
#NextTrackPending
Looking for your lost phone? The phone stealers just MIGHT be in the Pavillions’ parking lot! Maybe around 1:30-2am when the clubs close….but who knows!
PHONE STEALING CLUB OUT NOW!! 🩷💋
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