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commemorating the finals week six day bender across three states with bronchitis

I don’t know about you but I’m feeling… [wrong answers only] (just slightly delayed but leap day proves that time is just a social construct and it doesn’t change my❤️ for you🥹) p.s. no furnitures were fixed that night but @poom.yoodee and co fixed my🎂

Trauma bonded with my favourite people (egg first or chicken first?) A year of accidentally saying yes to many great films and many many more great people.

[BE] This time on Wednesdays They are held hostage, they are Beta Epsilon The three shark attacks Calls for the lame fugly skanks Four lives and you’re out Now, abstain, abstain! Dimmest Bulb will start a cult With love, which means troll🫶

inner child vs workaholic 1:0 pompac met silly goofy (kind of)🫡

Another year down, still a clown 2️⃣0️⃣(2️⃣2️⃣) was kinda Rocky but “it ain’t about how hard you hit. it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. that’s how winning is done.” or something.

Fall Quarter Rewind Or actually, a little further back ⏪⏪⏪ Exactly a year (and a day) ago, I was in an accident that could have been fatal. Sometimes, I still can’t wrap my head around crawling from underneath that vehicle or from everything that followed. To me, that was the beginning of what I would have called a Murphy’s Law year. But to be able to come back, and as a Junior, finally have my first full quarter at UCLA (I was here until the end of finals week!), working on a craft that I love, lightsaber fighting prof. Bill McDonald… school literally has no right being this fun. A wise person once told me that Murphy’s law could only be believed to an extent; certain bad things may seem to happen at the worst times in moments of life, but it can’t be applied to someone’s life as a whole. And they are so right. Because when luck runs out… when I’m not allowed to have audio on file, or when I have to sit in a sink, or when I have to use a wheelchair instead of a dolly (because TFT things), I’m grateful to be doing this with you all. I’m lucky for that. Fall ‘22 was a good take. PRINT!

I told my cardiologist that I’m here for a good time and not for a long time then he told me to go get another echocardiogram❤️ p.s. I recited the entire opening of the bee movie because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible