THATS HOW TRUE IT IS
THIS MAN WALKS UP TO MY WINDOW AND HANDS ME TWO SETUPS MISSING 2 WHEELS EACH
AND
SAYS
I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO W THESE
JAWDROPPED I SAID BRO I NEED THOSE WHEELS MIXMATCH DONT MATTER
TECH N ICALLY I CAN ACTIVATE THE REAL BOARD RN
BUT
ILL TRADE THE REAL BOARD WITH TRUCKS FOR GRI P AND WHEELS LMK
FANCY BUILDING WITH A MASSIVE CHANDELIER WITH AT LEAST A 15FT RADIUS
I IMMEDIATELY SAT MY PHONE UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLOOR ON 5SEC SELF TIMER THEN PROCEED TO FRONT DESK
DOORMAN SAID IN MY FORTY YEARS HERE IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT
I LIKE TO THINK PROCESS
ANYWAYS
ENJOY A CALM DUMPIANA
#CAMERAROLL #DUMPIANA
Turtle pulled up and said we should make a Metro Gala jingle.... so we did it one take wonder style! Pop that hit, drop that shit, keep it lit.... we got fits on fits on fits 💃🏼⛑️🌹 got a @metrogalanyc jingle idea? Your turn let's hear it!
FINALLY SNAGGED A VANS SKATE SPACE 198 SESSION ON EVENTBRITE!!!
HAD THE PARK TO MYSELF
HAD NO BOARD SOMEBODY STOLE MY MIMA LISA WHEN I WAS SLACKINN
THEY LET ME USE A HOUSE BOARD
IM HELLA RUSTY
BUT
I WAS DETERMINED FOR A CLIP.
MIND YOU 22 TRIES LATER I HIT THE TRE AND WHEN I WENT TO GO REVIEW:
PHONE DEAD!!!!
AHHH BUT ITS FIRST T WHEN I COME BACK
#ILOVESKATEBOARDING
CANT MAKE THIS UP!!!!
OUT OF ALL MY CHOICES THE UNIVERSE GON PICK SLEEP.
TI M E TO CHARGE THE INTERNAL BATTERY
TWO OUT OF THREE?
LMAO
TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY
#INDECISIVE? #LEAVEITTOCHANCE
VIEWS FROM DA 26!!!
FULLY OFF GRID WIDDIT
BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED
PRAY FOR ME PRAY FOR US
BLEW THE BANK OUT FOR THIS (WASNT THAT MUCH IN THERE LOL)
#FLEET #TURRBOTURRTLETRRUCK #OFFGRID #HAAN #DRIVER
DONT FUMBLE DA BAG
FOOD WATER SHELTER
THE MONEY WILL COME BACK
I WANT THIRTY THOUSAND HUNDRED MILLION
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