Take a gander at this hunk of legendary beefcake! I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that it would defy credulity if I told you that this mighty elder statesman had only one appointment booked this month. And yet… fact. I’m not saying that you SHOULD get tattooed by a 60 year old, trifocal wearing eccentric. It makes far more sense to get tattooed by some slick kid with magic hands that will do exactly what you tell them to do. BUT… if you are in the market for the kind of novelty that can only be provided by a certified crackpot, then you better hurry. They are dropping like flies. (This message brought to you by the Fort Vancouver Regional Tattooists’ Mutual Aid Society, Scott Harrison, President.)
Hello friends. The next meeting of the Fort Vancouver Regional Tattooists’ Mutual Aid Society will be held on Thursday, May 7th at 8pm. The storytelling theme will be “Mentors”, and we will hopefully be distributing the newest outline collection. If you’re a professional tattoo artist and you haven’t attended a Tatmas yet, this would be a good time to join. Good folks, good stories, good vibes. See you there. (Photo stolen from @tales_from_the_clipcord )
For the price of two bags of groceries and a tank of gas, you could be cool for life. But nooooo, you’d rather sit around and worry. DM when you start gliding.
I think I’ve probably got enough flash for the ten or so people that are going to get tattooed by me this year, but it’s a hard train to slow down. Come have a look. DM for appointments.
Thanks to @cynthiadavistattoos for having those two rarest of qualities. 1) Being the kind of person who asks if there’s anything you’ve been wanting to do, and, even rarer, 2) being the kind of person who gets that thing when presented with it. Good fun. I’m selling a lifetime of giggles over here. Limited time offer as I’m busy playing the tattoo version of the TV show “ALONE”. Seeing if I can starve long enough for the competition to tap out. Unfortunately, I suspect @cheyennesawyer has a smokehouse full of moose jerky. I’m not tapping out yet! Not with two helpings of mouse stew in a bag hanging from a tree down by the river! DM soon. Will tattoo for tubers.
Let’s face it friends, war or peace you still need SOMETHING to spice up your bleak existence. That’s what I’m here for, friends. More giggles than shits hopefully, but either way it’ll give you something to talk about at Thanksgiving besides politics. Get the fuck down here and partake of the mystery. It’s SOMETHING at least. Fuck it dude, it’s time. DM at once.
