Haven’t posted to the grid in a while, and don’t think I’ve ever posted something serious here, but Lila turns ten today and I’ve got no way to explain how important this little rat has been to me. So instead, here’s 20/2,872 photos I have of her.
Love you forever little lady
the cops told me i can’t arrest us citizens for leaving half drank white claws on the beaches of ibiza because it’s out of my jurisdiction but also because i’m not a cop to which i replied prove it and they were able to prove it pretty quickly so i told them i plead the 5th but they told me i’m not in america to which i replied prove it which they did pretty quickly i am no longer allowed into the eu but i’d like to see them prove it. wrote this in the basement of the flower shop lol
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may roundup
Steve Jobs was fired from Apple.
James Park dropped out of college.
MJ missed over 9000 shots.
The Manson family only killed 9 people
My truck only gets 11 miles per gallon
i only have 6 children under my floorboards
Just because you’re not there, doesn’t mean you’re exactly where you need to be. Parked in a handicap spot.
~April Roundup~
born too late to explore the earth. born too early to explore space. born just in time to drive a John Deere tractor drinking a crystal flavored white claw wearing astro boy boots.
February Roundup [turns out it was kinda boring]