Chat we’re birthday maxing and youth mogging on all the other 34 year olds who look older than me today 👁️🫦👁️
(he desperately claws at any remaining bit of youth)
When you’re trying to get important information about the shoot day, but production makes you do a scavenger hunt on your day off to get any answers. 📸: @bywesrod
Forcing the producers @teamliquid to watch me miss every headshot while trying to convince them to put me on a team. Pretty confident I’ll be getting a call any day now. 📸: @bywesrod
Making everyone listen to my hot take about the Boom Operator basically being in the lighting department because I always have to move them from the spot I’m going to put my key light, meaning technically they know the best spot on set to light from 🫨👀
Oh you’re all celebrating JUST #valentinesday? Seems like a skill issue because @moontiaras & I are celebrating Valentine’s Day AND our 5 year #anniversary 😏
It’s been the best five years I could ever ask for 💝
The look your friendly neighborhood #gaffer gives the #keygrip when the morning safety meeting before shooting starts is definitely about some shit #gripandelectric did (ALLEGEDLY) 📸: @willmazzola
Ya’ll tryna see what type of bright ideas your friendly neighborhood #gaffer comes up with on your set in 2026? Chat is saying it would be pretty cringe if you didn’t hire me to light your films this year 👀
Your friendly neighborhood #gaffer had a jam packed #2025 and while I didn’t post a ton to my grid there were plenty of highlights. Here’s a lil slice of last year 🫡
Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. Has to happen. Nice night to stuff a whole bunch of snacks from the craft service table in my backpack. @tylermyers36 caught me mid Dexter inner monologue on set.
Best way to make a subset of adults immediately turn into a kid again with a delusional amount of nostalgia is to play Dearly Beloved, Simple & Clean, or Sanctuary with any image of @kingdomhearts . The ONLY time you can see Donald (top 3 strongest mages in the @finalfantasy universe), Goofy, and Mickey in their KH outfits is at Oogie Boogie Bash. You gotta take whatever crumbs Disney gives for KH at the parks in between waiting 5-15 years between games. 🙃 Art in final slide by @seerlight
