Get your affairs in order now, the spiral is spiraling. $200 a barrel. Europe and Asia are already pregaming the nightmare that’s going to hit us. Call it COVID 2: Back in the House. Layoffs like boardrooms are mainlining ozempic. Those warehouses are for us. Don’t pay your taxes, don’t pay your bills, don’t shop, steal instead. Everything’s up for grabs. Free 99 or nothing. Professor Jiang is my spirit animal. Get with it or get run over. Buckle up because no one’s at the wheel.
I LOVE MY FAMILY ❤️. We drank so much tequila and mezcal that we never want it again. Just kidding, now we’re more astute. Everyday was magical. I’m so proud of my sister and her new HUSBAND!! They treated us like royalty and we balled out everywhere we stepped in. My favorite moment was slide 10. All of us dancing at the reception. It makes me tear up. Actually I was weepy the whole trip. I’m such a puddle of a person. I wish my parents could have been there. Everyone was so nice. I’m so thankful for all the friends and family that supported us throughout this trip. The best Weeks family trip. Now we have a Sheehan to add to the family! We’re bigger now!
Children Jerky. I have a lot of shows coming up! Come out and support! @outsidejokescomedy is back! It’s really really really weird how we’re going on normally but inside we’re all screaming. I think it’s because we don’t want to sacrifice comfort for true liberation. Because liberation sounds like hard work and I’m laaaaaazy and just want to tell jokes at bars. Everything in my life is also going really well too, it’s just when I check my phone and it’s like is my life even real? What’s even real anymore? Like my day to day is totally normal but after reading the news I just stare at my ceiling and spin out. We’re playing chicken with Iran. We’re gonna lose a minimum 3-4,000 US troops over the Rothschild’s insatiable need for world domination. I figure we’ll have “In Baal We Trust” on next version of our currency.
