thinking about rebranding as a wedding + event personality hire… i’ll also bring a camera or a super 8 if you want memories attached
services include:
entertainment (unhinged but chic)
emotional support + lip liner on standby
guarding your wedding dress in my room
attending venue tours and tastings like they’re my own
i do require a lot in return but we can discuss that later
for bookings + negotiations:
[email protected]
#turnaboutranch #alisalranch
All I needed this month was my purple shampoo, a black uniform, $100,000,000 worth of film, and those rolling bags.
@ccernik I couldn’t have done it without you either 🫶🏻
