Toys get disgruntled too!
Drawn/published in Starlog magazine sometime in the early 2000s (I think).
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Little known made-up fact-less truth: Roland Emmerich — the guy who directed almost-extinction-level event movies like Independence Day (1996), The Day After Tomorrow (2004), and city-levelling films like Godzilla (1998) — originally wanted to be a cartoonist.
Circa 1990-ish, Roland fedExxed a bunch of sci-fi cartoon ideas to Starlog Magazine. In New York.
6-to-8 weeks later, Roland’s cartoonist dreams were crushed after learning the Starlog editor (in New York!) rejected ALL his cartoon submissions.
Since then, let us assume Roland has a maddenning obsession to see New York burnt to the ground as we continually witness superimposed movie extras in Times Square paying the price for his vengeance.
This never-before-seen toon is based on a patently stupid gag idea, hidden in a drawer since 2004 (after respectfully rejected by Starlog’s almighty editor [possible reasons: it wasn’t funny; too close to 9/11; it wasn’t funny… take your pick]). Thankfully, I’m not the vengeful type… I just mope and eat compulsively.
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When there are too many space-travellin’ scoundrels, self-preservation helps thin out the herd.
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“Mak” Makowoski announces he’s taking time off work to recoup … as there are no bridges to burn down, Mak throws a water balloon into the offices for good measure.
(a silly, little dumb doodle emailed to Workplace Proximity Associates as I take some annual leave)
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What do you do when you’re frustrated with EVERYTHING?
Your only option is scramble out of your hidey-hole, raise your bunny fist in the air and scream out loud:
“THAT’S SOOOO DUMB!!”
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![Little known made-up fact-less truth: Roland Emmerich — the guy who directed almost-extinction-level event movies like Independence Day (1996), The Day After Tomorrow (2004), and city-levelling films like Godzilla (1998) — originally wanted to be a cartoonist.Circa 1990-ish, Roland fedExxed a bunch of sci-fi cartoon ideas to Starlog Magazine. In New York.6-to-8 weeks later, Roland’s cartoonist dreams were crushed after learning the Starlog editor (in New York!) rejected ALL his cartoon submissions.Since then, let us assume Roland has a maddenning obsession to see New York burnt to the ground as we continually witness superimposed movie extras in Times Square paying the price for his vengeance.This never-before-seen toon is based on a patently stupid gag idea, hidden in a drawer since 2004 (after respectfully rejected by Starlog’s almighty editor [possible reasons: it wasn’t funny; too close to 9/11; it wasn’t funny… take your pick]). Thankfully, I’m not the vengeful type… I just mope and eat compulsively.bortq.com#starlog #starlogmagazine #scifi #nyc #newyork #rolandemmerich #waroftheworlds #independenceday #godzilla #godzilla1998 #theearthdayspecial #thedayaftertomorrow #godawfulgarbage #cartoon #bortq](https://sp1.picnob.com/p/pt_6862235735623164326211_0_d2b3eaaad83c5da2462564f4dd0065c7.jpg?o=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&h=1d1b49bd49a27b14b29e28dd5bdb3aa6)
