We know what you’re thinking… why Mayor Swan.. we thought about making an account for Clover Moore BUT the reason we didn’t is because we don’t like her haircut. Mayor Swan is quite literally the epitome of a Bellevue Hill baddie. If you even think about playing with her or dissing her, we will unleash the groomed indoor poodles of Vaucluse upon you, with what they tolerate, they will leave you with At least one scratch from their pedicured toenails. With that being said, don’t message us because we are busy getting facials and attending high-teas with women we don’t like.