Funny how people see me and immediately throw out the term “influencer”. First off, I’m no “influencer”. Sure I have a hit blog @couldbethemove that has a total of 91 IG followers but does that make me an, “influencer”? ... I’d say no but then again.. Am I the one who decides? Damn... #deep. Been a simple man my whole life. Lil’ pinot, lil’ chuckle, lil’ indie vinyl spinnin’. In this copy cat league called life it’s hard to find the real ones. You know, the ones who truly read all 636 pages of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and didn’t just, “say they did”. Never read it tbh. Stopped at Prisoner or Asskaban. Honesty....Does that make me brave? Does brave make me an “influencer”. YOU DECIDE!!!
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Influencer Posts. @couldbethemove
Teeing Your Ball Up With a Bud Light. @couldbethemove
Haters gonna say I use this Move too much, “All I got.” They say. “Disrespecting the game.” They say. Psshhh... Sure I’ve been known to recycle (pun intended) this move but still man.... It’s me ya know. Smh. Some people just don’t get it. And for ya’ll knuckleheads saying I disrespect the game. Shot two over that day. My game does the respecting. Smh. Lols. Sad.
@jackdukesherer with the amazing cinematography.
Just going about my business. You know... Buying chicken salad and shit. Then all of a sudden I catch Kale Turkey Meatloaf mean-muggin’ me. @ralphsgrocery your chicken salad w/ grapes is fantastic and 99.9% of your employees are friendly and helpful but your boy Kale Turkey Meatloaf needs to check himself.
Come on out. Watch some @feliximprov Also, if the Caps lose tonight and you bring it up I will fight you. If they win, I’ll give you a hug and buy you a beer. Art by @joekellmanart
Took the HQ “L” outta pride and respect for my home state. I know Kevin Durant, Ms. Sipperely, Bradley Cooper in Wedding Crashers and God would do the same thing. #weon #muchlove #state #davidsteckel #neverskiplegday #love #grind #
